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Offline Dago

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« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2005, 11:24:11 PM »


Would you hit this?
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« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2005, 12:11:56 AM »
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« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2005, 12:21:44 AM »
don't believe the hype...

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Offline Sixpence

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« Reply #18 on: April 17, 2005, 12:34:22 AM »
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lol! I gotta save that one
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Offline RightF00T

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« Reply #19 on: April 17, 2005, 01:49:17 AM »
Cute...nothing on her makes me want to yell "I'd hit it".  I'm sure she makes a good sandwich, and folds laundry well though.
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« Reply #20 on: April 17, 2005, 02:11:35 AM »
I'd like to know that 10-second trick that they advertised there. It takes me 10 minutes MINIMUM to get the woman to ultimate pleasure.
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #21 on: April 17, 2005, 03:11:51 AM »
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I'd like to know that 10-second trick that they advertised there. It takes me 10 minutes MINIMUM to get the woman to ultimate pleasure.


It only takes 10 seconds to leave the room and the woman alone.. i bet thats what they mean.
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Offline Schaden

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« Reply #22 on: April 17, 2005, 06:29:19 AM »
Damn I thought this BBS was a Cosmopolitan free area!!!
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« Reply #23 on: April 17, 2005, 08:30:00 AM »
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I'd definitely hit it.  Diablo if you've never made it with a crazy chick, you don't know what you're missing.  The best sex you will ever have is with a crazy chick. Just listen to Tom Leykis.


I have been with a psycho.  That's why I said Avril was a Quebecoise.  The girl/psycho I was with was one.

No thank you sir, never again.  There is no sex good enough that would make me want more of that.  It was basically..."come here"*awesome sex*"get the hell outta my life!" followed by a  feable attempt at an apology everyday for about 4 weeks.

No thanks.
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Offline Dago

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« Reply #24 on: April 17, 2005, 08:38:57 AM »
I think the "10 second" trick is the time it takes to pull out your wallet and hand over your credit card.  :D

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« Reply #25 on: April 17, 2005, 12:18:01 PM »


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Offline Gunslinger

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« Reply #26 on: April 17, 2005, 12:25:13 PM »
u guys know she's canadian right?  That means she says abute and her head bobbles when she talks.
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Offline Sandman

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« Reply #27 on: April 17, 2005, 12:29:21 PM »
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u guys know she's canadian right?  That means she says abute and her head bobbles when she talks.


Yeah... but maybe they'll let us trade Celine Dion for her. ;)
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Offline Airhead

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« Reply #28 on: April 17, 2005, 12:59:17 PM »
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I have been with a psycho.  That's why I said Avril was a Quebecoise.  The girl/psycho I was with was one.

No thank you sir, never again.  There is no sex good enough that would make me want more of that.  It was basically..."come here"*awesome sex*"get the hell outta my life!" followed by a  feable attempt at an apology everyday for about 4 weeks.

No thanks.


You have dated SOB too??? First Eskimo, now you???

Damn, how many others has there been?

And what kind of a filthy animal ARE you, SOB?? Is there anyone you won't copulate with???

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« Reply #29 on: April 17, 2005, 01:58:31 PM »
Someone post that pic of her in high school when she was going through a whigger phase. It was funny she had her braided.lol

I lost that pic.
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