Originally posted by JB73
he who drinks coors shall forever be dubbed the wife-beater shirt wearing, cops star (and proud of it), redneck, 3 tooth, 3rd grade graduate.
Yeah. Errrr, um hey! Thats not right. I mean, why that specific set of descriptors? What do wife-beater shirts and ... and the star thing ... and bein a redneck, and all that, what do those have to do with drinking Coors?
I SWEAR TO GOD, I ONLY DRANK ........... well ........ a few I guess ..........
Oh the horror. I swear I thought once you quit it would get better! I mean, I havent touched a Coors in almost 2 years.........well, except for that one at the Outback that night ............... but it was a happy hour special! Thats the only reason! The beer belly, the wife-beater, the badge ............. IT'S ALL COINCIDENTAL! IT DOESN'T MEAN A DAMN THING! DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!!!