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Offline Saintaw

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« on: June 01, 2005, 06:38:43 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2005, 06:59:06 AM »
Finally a use for all those "Bowflexes" that people bought with the best of intentions and that are sitting around in storage.
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« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2005, 08:57:14 AM »
It looks interesting, I'm just not too sure about the built-in prostate massager.  I mean, stay focused, folks.
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« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2005, 09:18:19 AM »
Chair...I think that is quite possibly a "feature".  I'm sure those leg rests double as stirups too.

I want one.

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« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2005, 09:29:22 AM »
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« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2005, 09:48:52 AM »
there is no motion

what tard would want a 3k elevated office chair?
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« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2005, 10:09:55 AM »
Looks like Neo and Morpheous and Trinity would use that chair...

Pretty lame for playing WWII combat sims I think.

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« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2005, 10:16:26 AM »
Is placing the CPU next to the sub-woofer a good thing?
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« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2005, 10:56:13 AM »
Sure, haven't you heard of vibro-accoustic cooling?  It's all the rage.  Haven't you ever wondered why people who drive lowered, tinted window cars with thumping stereos look so cool?  It's not because of their dayglo paintjobs, it's because the subwoofers in back chill the air the louder they play their music.
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« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2005, 11:06:54 AM »
imagine your cordless mouse falls down and you have to
climb down 3k then climb up again, then the phone rings...
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« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2005, 11:22:57 AM »
looks like a futureistic dentist chair !!!me no wants :(

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« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2005, 01:12:49 PM »
Oy, just hook up the IV, Catheter and feeding tube one never need leave Nerdvana.

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