Author Topic: your obituary (Read 741 times)

JB88 · « **on:** June 02, 2005, 11:41:21 AM »

i came across the following in yesterdays local mainstream paper.

(true. not from spam...lol)

Don Chase, geologist, August 7th, 1927 - May 29, 2005

I died of cancer at my home in Bluewater Bay. That's OK, I was 77. It's not OK when kids and young adults die of it. Could $312 billion find a cure?

My son James died three days before me. I did not know. I do now.

At a later date, my family; wife of 56 years, Betty; James' wife of seven years Marine Col. Catherine; daughters and sister Carol Hilton and husband Philip will scatter our ashes from kayaks.

In lieu of condolences, get your colonoscopies, mammograms, PSA and Pap tests, and support Covenant Hospice.

Arrangements are entrusted to Heritage Gardens Funeral Home, Niceville, Florida

what would your obituary say?

Chairboy · « **Reply #1 on:** June 02, 2005, 11:44:52 AM »

"All things considered, you still gotta admit it was a pretty damn cool stunt."

SuperDud · « **Reply #2 on:** June 02, 2005, 11:52:05 AM »

Quote

Originally posted by Chairboy
"All things considered, you still gotta admit it was a pretty damn cool stunt."

Arlo · « **Reply #3 on:** June 02, 2005, 12:04:54 PM »

"I bet there's still taxes, right?"

Ripsnort · « **Reply #4 on:** June 02, 2005, 12:16:05 PM »

"Organ donor---every one of them EXCEPT ONE! (You figure it out)"

JB88 · « **Reply #5 on:** June 02, 2005, 12:22:43 PM »

very well.

obituary.

or epitapht.

either one.

lol.

(ding-a-lings)

Furball · « **Reply #6 on:** June 02, 2005, 12:24:15 PM »

"pwnd"

RTSigma · « **Reply #7 on:** June 02, 2005, 01:06:57 PM »

"Fastest 1/4 mile time on the track before the explosion"

Siaf__csf · « **Reply #8 on:** June 02, 2005, 02:16:41 PM »

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 02, 2005, 02:27:08 PM »

"Over modeled"

Chairboy · « **Reply #10 on:** June 02, 2005, 02:34:06 PM »

One of my favorites:
Here lies Lester Moore
Took 3 slugs from a .44
No less, no more.

rpm · « **Reply #11 on:** June 02, 2005, 02:38:13 PM »

I'll never forget my father's last words: "Boy, you ain't got the guts."

nuchpatrick · « **Reply #12 on:** June 02, 2005, 02:58:38 PM »

My grandmother before her last stroke that left her unable to talk replied "I'm ready to get the hell out of here" She past away 2 months later under Hospice Care at our home.

She past away from her battle with cancer which was found in 1984 she died 2000.

Hawklore · « **Reply #13 on:** June 02, 2005, 06:08:59 PM »

"I told yah the water tasted funny"

RTR · « **Reply #14 on:** June 02, 2005, 06:40:47 PM »

"this wasn't my idea"

RTR