Top 10 Reasons why the National Guard must withdraw from the airports!
10) They’re sitting at my chair!
9) They’re eating my food!
8) They took control of the computer to surf the MechWarrior board!
7) They STILL don’t know that THEIR restroom is in the lobby!
6) There goes my black boot polish!
5) They only think they have powers of arrest!
4) They leave boot marks on our freshly waxed floors!
3) They think the Crash Trucks are just big cool toys!
2) They think telling war stories from basic training really impresses us!
And…the NUMBER ONE reason why the National Guard must withdraw from the airports!
……They can’t leave their hands off the TV remote control!!!!
[ 11-22-2001: Message edited by: Ozark ]
