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Offline bigsky

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happy fathers day all
« on: June 19, 2005, 08:13:35 PM »
:) :)
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Offline rpm

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« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2005, 08:34:37 PM »
Right back at ya. :)
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« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2005, 09:40:34 PM »
yup  :aok
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Offline Maverick

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« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2005, 10:17:53 PM »
Ditto. Ya know there ought to be a Grand Fathers day too.
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« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2005, 10:58:26 PM »
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Originally posted by Maverick
Ditto. Ya know there ought to be a Grand Fathers day too.
It's the same day as Fathers day, you just do a lot more drinking at breakfast time.

Had a good fathers day.  Helped my father-in-law build a covered porch at his home, then went home.  

Wifey gave me a [CENSORED] and then [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] with the vinyl gloves, before [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] goat [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] to the harness, then [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED][CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] got everywhere!  Then [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] eye-bolt in ceiling[CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] called a "foley" that [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED].

Long story short, I'm updating my tetanus shot in the morning.
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Offline Gunslinger

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« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2005, 12:40:44 AM »
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Originally posted by Chairboy
It's the same day as Fathers day, you just do a lot more drinking at breakfast time.

Had a good fathers day.  Helped my father-in-law build a covered porch at his home, then went home.  

Wifey gave me a [CENSORED] and then [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] with the vinyl gloves, before [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] goat [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] to the harness, then [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED][CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] got everywhere!  Then [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] eye-bolt in ceiling[CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] called a "foley" that [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED].

Long story short, I'm updating my tetanus shot in the morning.


:rofl :rofl :rofl
I hope you at least streched before and after.  Muscle fatige can lead to other injuries ya know.
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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2005, 01:02:42 AM »
Back at ya's

Got my FD gift a few days ago.

Son got his licence on monday.
totaled his car on wed.
Went and saw the car.


Put it two ya this way.He was hit in the passenger side fender and there was damage clear thhrough to the drivers side fender, Winsheild was smashed and was the passenger side window. Also spun the car around enough for the passenger side rear 1/4 panel to get damaged.

what was so good about that?
Nobody was seriously hurt other then some bumps & bruises

But wait it was two fold.

Now I also dont have to fix the damn thing up anymore.
This particular car was never my idea. Wife picked it up from our neice. who managed to have two accidents in it so it needed alot of body work.
She thought it would be a great car for our son. As usuall a wifes bright idea usually becomes her husbands headache.
She never asked me what I thought. she just brought it home and said "Oh you can fix it up for him"

heh. I'd rather change an engine then do body work. Body work has just never been my thing and told her so. "ohhh you can fix it"
"Can and wanting to are two different things"
Bad choice of words.

So I replaced the drivers side fender brand new. Picked up a  brand new front bumper cover (whos holes didnt match up so I hadta drill new holes so they would" Still had a drivers side  passenger door to replace and some major body work around it"
but otherwise got it so he could drive it around while we worked on the rest.
None of which I was looking forward too.

Well now I get to get him a car that "I" agree with And wont mind working on.

Main thing though is the kid is ok
And thats the best fathers day gift I could get
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2005, 06:17:34 AM »
Hmm... I think i should prolly poke the missus.. I got nothing!

oh wait..

nah.. that was just the regular sunday service. I wanted cake.

Someone has some explaining to do.
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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2005, 08:07:41 AM »
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Originally posted by Maverick
Ditto. Ya know there ought to be a Grand Fathers day too.


Actually I think there is.. in September sometime.



On a more realistic note. I heard that Mother's Day was the busiesst day of the year for long distance calls.... and Father's Day is the busiest day of the year for collect calls.
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