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Offline paintmaw

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« on: January 17, 2001, 05:46:00 PM »
that means  no icons , radar , weather changes, lower visability , might have to wet your flight suit , where does it end ???

Offline Spatula

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« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2001, 05:51:00 PM »
When the electro-shock device your hooked up to gives you a lethal dose when you die. One life for real  
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Offline SKurj

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« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2001, 06:23:00 PM »
Doesn't exist

Offline Jigster

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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2001, 07:21:00 PM »
I want one of those scent machines with a burnt hair smell...wonder what makes up that mixture?  

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Offline Pyro

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« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2001, 09:24:00 PM »
I knew a pilot who once had to take a dump in his flightsuit.  You could start there.



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TheWobble

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« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2001, 09:35:00 PM »
Pyro,...thats just nasty!!
I sure hope he didnt hit much turbulance on the way in, having a turd hit the top of the canopy would be quite disconcerning IMO.

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« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2001, 10:12:00 PM »
Pyro, I've got it on tape! :-)

It's a 1.6MB download... "I've just done something totally uncool..."

http://www.screaminbluemessiahs.org/pub/flight.wav

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« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2001, 09:45:00 AM »
LOL Sandman!

Oh man, and having to explain to your CO why you have to RTB is probably worse than the event itself!

Sure, the Guy In Front is acting nice now, 'cause it just happened and he feels for his RIO, but oh, just wait until that poor son-of-a-squeak is out with him on the town, or at a BBQ, or in front of some girls, or...

By the by, how's the SBM's?  Been a long time.

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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2001, 10:05:00 AM »
I have a pee tube near my desk...am I taking these sims too seriously?  

Offline eagl

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« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2001, 11:48:00 PM »
Heh

I had a WSO do the same darn thing in my pit during a night 2v2 against some Mirages in the Persian Gulf.  At least we had the sense not to blurt it out on the radio or record it for everyone to spread on the internet.  2-Bravo had a "minor physiological problem" and that was enough shared information.  At least my WSO had enough time to unstrap and strategically place a sick-sack and his helmet bag to limit the mess.



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« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2001, 02:14:00 PM »
 
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I want one of those scent machines with a burnt hair smell...wonder what makes up that mixture?  

Heck, that one's easy. Just a little coil of wire commanded to heat up by software. A moment with some scissors or a trip to the barbershop and you've got a lifetime supply of nasty aromatherapy.   Stuff a fresh wad in and get ready for the next flaming death!

Zekes would need a heavy-duty heater unit though  



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« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2001, 02:18:00 PM »
Regarding taking the dump in the flight suit - time to go on oxygen! Then all you need is a pilot that wants to pull lots of high-G turns to really grind it in.  

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Offline Jimdandy

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« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2001, 02:20:00 PM »
 
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I knew a pilot who once had to take a dump in his flightsuit.  You could start there.  

Does that mean that if I sit in front of my computer and crap in a pair of Depends I am approaching the feel of being in an dog fight? I'm confused. Someone help me out here. This whole reality kick could get real messy real fast.  


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« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2001, 02:21:00 PM »
 
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I have a pee tube near my desk...am I taking these sims too seriously?  

Does it run all the way to the bathroom so you don't even have to get up to empty a container?

If you answer yes, seek help immediately!  

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Offline Jimdandy

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« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2001, 02:27:00 PM »
 
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Heck, that one's easy. Just a little coil of wire commanded to heat up by software. A moment with some scissors or a trip to the barbershop and you've got a lifetime supply of nasty aromatherapy.   Stuff a fresh wad in and get ready for the next flaming death!

Zekes would need a heavy-duty heater unit though  


Oh that's nothing. I got a can of WD-40 that ignites in my face every time I'm killed. This game is getting real hard on me. Between being burnt and crapping my pants all day I'm just flat tuckered out.