Author Topic: "Wonderfull !!!" (Sarcasm mode) (Read 1594 times)

Saintaw · « **on:** February 25, 2001, 07:46:00 AM »

How happpy was I to witness this morning the fabulous knight coordination while we were attacking a field...

A- 10 Figters fighting 3/4 Nme planes,Just out of ack range

B- Nme starts to dissapear (peon realises he's about to be vulched, thus...not being an idjit, he takes off from another field...fine)

C- YOU Take off, heavy (Call it "loaded" : 3 Eggs + 10 Rockets)

D- Get there and realise the Only NME in the area is an Ostwind. EVERYTHING IS UP at the field, and 10 fighters are slowly circling over the field (at a maganimous altitude of 10.00001 K)... Not ONE has thought of engaging the ack.

E- Dive heavy -----> Die to acks Nr1

F- Pick : either repeat the above with a K/D Ratio with acks being 1/2 or 1/3 OR get a buff and pop the ack from (M Alt 10.00001 K (Tm)).

G- Great you popped the ack ! Let's all go down and Vulch the GV (while of course leaving fuel, ammo etc untouched...)

H- Even BETTER, a guy comes in, Grabs a Goon and declares "GOON OTW!" .... Smashing !

I- Come back heavy again, just to make sure you pop those hangars...

J- Get shot down at 5 K while CAP is drinking a coffee cup at 15 K

K- Con gets shot by Diving CAP... Goon is On the way still...

L- ... the Dreaded "A1 UNDER ATTACK !" comes in. You arrive at the Field, only to see the Goon get shot by a TBM, when you dive on the TBM (releassing extra ordonance), ack Pops up.... and of course, no one is there since everyone is "defending" A1 ....

M- Go back to bed. wait for squaddies to wake up.

All I'll say is "Clap clap clap clap !!! Bravooooooo!!!"

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[This message has been edited by Saintaw (edited 02-25-2001).]

Animal · « **Reply #1 on:** February 25, 2001, 07:51:00 AM »

A1 is the most important field in Aces High

I mean, dude, its FIELD 1!!!

Duckwing6 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 25, 2001, 08:11:00 AM »

it's about as important as .. hmm le'mme see .. a destert dwellers tent about 1000km south of tripoli... or .. hmm the really really strategically important top of the mount everst.. or hmm what else do we have of REALY important things ...

sparks2 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 25, 2001, 08:12:00 AM »

Sounds like a normal day in Knight land.

Animal · « **Reply #4 on:** February 25, 2001, 08:15:00 AM »

Sounds like a normal Fat Drunk Bastard squad night
with less cursing

Kieren · « **Reply #5 on:** February 25, 2001, 08:43:00 AM »

Not the same field, time or attack, but here is another perspective...

I was inb A29 last night because it was all red when I logged on. I was halfway there in a 51 when someone starts telling everyone that is not heavy to not go to 29- phooey, I am in a 51, I am not turning back just because someone thinks I am in the wrong ride.

I get there as 3 bombers are working on the field. I see some fighters down below and am tempted to dive in. Then I think, "Nah, be a team player, stay with the buffs. One escort might be enough to keep them alive long enough to drop all hangars. We can overwhelm them after that."

I wind up pulling 5 kills and an assist or two from that mess, keeping the enemy off the bombers for some time. I ignored field ack and the numerous Ostis. Did I do anything wrong? Yes, according to the generals that began eating their young after the attack went sour. Now they didn't call me out personally on it, I don't mean that, but there was the inevitable "you guys did this wrong, you did that wrong" after the failure.

A lot of guys worked hard to get that field, and a lot of guys worked hard to be sure we didn't. Their side won, that's all. It was a fun attack nonetheless but of course that doesn't matter without the "win", does it?

Curly · « **Reply #6 on:** February 25, 2001, 08:54:00 AM »

"...according to the generals that began eating their young after the attack went sour. Now they didn't call me out personally on it, I don't mean that, but there was the inevitable "you guys did this wrong, you did that wrong" after the failure."

<sarcasm mode=on

Woo Hoo! I can't wait for "WWII AllGeneralsAllTheTimeOnline" either!!!

<sarcasm mode=suspend>

XNachoX · « **Reply #7 on:** February 25, 2001, 10:20:00 AM »

Welcome to the hell that is known as Bish.

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AKDejaVu · « **Reply #8 on:** February 25, 2001, 10:23:00 AM »

Yesterday at A8 it was a complete mess. The usuall base capture coordination was off and the "need a goon" calls came, as usual, just as the last hangar went down... even thought there were still ostwinds and fighters in the area that needed clearing. The goon driver, as usual, came in and was slaughtered.

One squad decided to try to sneak an M3 in. And in the middle of this giant un-coordinated battle with constantly spawning vehicles, buffs and fighters... not to mention the higher incoming fighters from 27... an M3 drove up to the bunker and unloaded the troops for the capture.

Damn if I don't love to see 4 pilots and 3 ostwinds be inside of an ack unbrella when we capture a base.

It was totally uncoordinated. There were at least 40 people there. We were getting kills right and left... they were getting kills right and left. Everything was popping up at the worst possible time. It was utter chaos. It was also a blast. Think it would have been a blast even if we didn't get the field.

The frustration of failing to get a field is similar to the frustration of losing a dogfight. You instantly forget how much fun you had trying. We just need more people in the arena with longer attention spans

AKDejaVu

Kieren · « **Reply #9 on:** February 25, 2001, 11:00:00 AM »

Right on, AK. I always have fun in those messes, no matter who wins.

Toad · « **Reply #10 on:** February 25, 2001, 11:18:00 AM »

Thank you for this thread. I was thinking about bolting from Bishland for a roving tour of the world due to our monumental <so I thought> incompetence at doing anything in a coordinated fashion.

As I suspected, it isn't all that much different anywhere else.

Saintaw · « **Reply #11 on:** February 25, 2001, 11:39:00 AM »

Kieren, I 'm not asking poeple to do this ot that, I was (and am still) Just p*ssed off at those 10 Vulchers that dinnae wanted to scratch their paint (Prolly 'cause ack is too deadly)... they just let the others do the hard work , so that they can come in easily and vulch on a runway... and LEAVE when the hangars are down because there is nothing left to vulch...

Bah....

Sundog · « **Reply #12 on:** February 25, 2001, 11:50:00 AM »

Where's A1?

I think I drove there in a tank once. But it was only because everyone else was doing it and it seemed like the 'cool' thing to do. Peer pressure!!!

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Saintaw · « **Reply #13 on:** February 26, 2001, 08:09:00 AM »

Oooops, oh boy was I in one of those "moods" this week end ....

Mighty1 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 26, 2001, 09:23:00 AM »

Well I'm in one of those moods today Saintaw.

I've about had it with this "Let's tie up a fleet for hours so we can sneak off the map to their HQ" attitude that's going around right now.

It's not just one side nor is it just one person doing it but it always seems to be one of the highest ranking people so you can't take over the fleet and use it in a better way.

I guess it wouldn't be bad if it was done every once in a while but to do it every night?! Some times more than once a night?!

Yes Yes I understand sometimes it's not a raid on HQ but it still ties up a fleet for hours and the most it will accomplish is to divert their attention for a short while.

And don't get me started on this going off the map crap....

I'm sorry but I WON'T be a part of this off the map crap nor will I support it.

OK that is my opinion..Flame away.