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Offline Hawklore

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« on: July 31, 2005, 12:19:01 PM »
My kitty likes to cuddle...

4month old kitty that loves to just be held..

And the kitty is male at that..
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« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2005, 12:26:10 PM »
Can it swim, do a houdini escape trick from the tied up sack? How about kitty-paratrooper? Chuck it off the garage roof with a hanky tied to it's neck yet? Or, is it a football hero? Tried cat punting?

Cats can do sooooo much more than cuddle and buzz. Liven up their lives a little, put the fear of humanity into 'em every once in awile.

;)
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« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2005, 12:35:04 PM »
He burned GA.

Is an American Hero.

Went into battle during WWII..
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« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2005, 12:42:57 PM »
You named yer cat Sherman?

aggggghhhhh... that is NOT a proper name for a cat. He needs more than one name. All cats MUST have two names, given in title form so that their dignity and social standing amongst other creatures deemed as 'pets' is clear.

Might I suggest 'Sherman the **** Burgler' or 'His Royal Highness, Sherman of the Small Balls Clan'.

Note, the title should relate to Shermans character/personality or habits.
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« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2005, 12:47:18 PM »
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All cats MUST have two names, given in title form so that their dignity and social standing amongst other creatures deemed as 'pets' is clear.


I always preferred "General Striling Price" if one was absolutely required by law to have a cat.
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« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2005, 12:58:36 PM »
General Stirling Price... didn't he get his bellybutton kicked regularly?

I had one named 'Hairball the Terrible, Destroyer of Curtains'. Neighbor had one named 'Shrodinger'. Damn thing kept dissapearing. Probably because it felt shortchanged on naming day.
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« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2005, 02:55:16 PM »
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Can it swim, do a houdini escape trick from the tied up sack? How about kitty-paratrooper? Chuck it off the garage roof with a hanky tied to it's neck yet? Or, is it a football hero? Tried cat punting?

Cats can do sooooo much more than cuddle and buzz. Liven up their lives a little, put the fear of humanity into 'em every once in awile.

;)


As a child I used to float my sisters 3 cats in buckets in the pool. You borught that memory. :lol

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« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2005, 03:12:45 PM »
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All cats MUST have two names, given in title form so that their dignity and social standing amongst other creatures deemed as 'pets' is clear.
 


Where does that come from?

I've had 8 cats throughout my life so far and none of them has had a double barrelled name.

My new woman's cat does though.  She's got a cat called Brian.  Full title is 'Sir Brian of Dribblington'.

I don't get it, this endowing of titles onto cats.........


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« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2005, 03:21:38 PM »
cats were once worshiped as gods.

they have not forgotten this.. they suffer our presence at their pleasure.

cats without titles is like a briton without a stiff upper lip and no penchant for understatement.

laughable.

and neither britons or cats like to be laughed at.
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« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2005, 03:59:23 PM »
Sherman the sure ****er..

I call him Shermy now and then, thats two names..
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« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2005, 04:03:48 PM »
call him the sherminator
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« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2005, 07:33:54 PM »
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call him the sherminator


I think I'll call him... shermanator
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« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2005, 08:04:18 PM »
My Cousin has a nice grey cat they call Moesby, "The Grey Ghost"
There must also be a flyable computer available for Nefarious to do FSO. So he doesn't keep talking about it for eight and a half hours on Friday night!

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« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2005, 08:12:42 PM »
BEER ROASTED CAT
1 cat cut into roast
1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
1 cube of beef bouillon
1 clove of garlic
1 Fine Irish Stout, like Guinness

Scraped CatCover and soak cat roast in salt water for 24 hours. Drain water and then cover and soak in beer for 6 hours. Drain and place in crock pot with your cans of soup. Add a clove of garlic, and a cube of beef bouillon. If you start to slow cook your cat in the morning with your George Foreman Cooker (or it's ilk), you'll have finely cooked feline in time for supper.

If a slow cooker is not available, a cat can be baked at 350 degrees for 2-3 hours in a conventional oven and still come out pretty good. Beer Roasted Cat is fantastic served with mashed potatoes, collard greens, and fresh, homemade egg rolls. When planning a full meal just remember- cat is a course best served hot!

Skinned Cat Cat may not be the most glamorous, or tastiest of game meats, but with a little thought and preparation, Baked Cat can make the belly of the persnicketiest diner glow with home baked goodness.
 
your have a chance to fatten him up.
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« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2005, 08:49:59 PM »
sounds tasty to me.

i just read that recipie to the cats...
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..they seem unimpressed, but did tell me they got a pretty tasty family recipe for dead grandmas.
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