LOL... If he's found it'll be as Easymo described.. a red smear on a cave wall.
regardless of British civil court nonsense, the British SAS has no such silly doubts about the upshot of finding the miserable toejam. If they find him first they will simply drill holes in him..
"I say, terrible mistake; but wot with all those silly wogs dashing all about wailing like dervishes whirling those beastly little knives, it seemed prudent to put the sorry show to a ruddy stop, enh, wot?"
The Brits will do us right!