I am NOT responsible for the resulting Tard-Fest...

[Kieren]

I had just tracked and killed perhaps the 4th 30K Lancaster in a half-hour... I could see a definite trend.  

Anyway I posted "Night of the Bish Strato-Lanc" on the open channel as a jest. What ensued was ugly.

Imagine 20 guys who think they are funny- but not.  

"Gone With the Lanc"
"Lance Lanc, Secret Chimp"
"Planet of the Lancs"

on and on and on over the open comms. The Bish finally had enough and sent a massive B17 raid to our HQ, vainly attempting to destroy our communications network. Tragically they failed to appreciate the chain of ham radio operators stationed in secret outposts sprinkled about the southern island chain. Their defiant cries could be heard into the stillness of the Pacific night...

"Burt Lancaster"
"The Good, the Bad, and the Lancaster"
"Clint Eastwood was tall and lanky"...

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[lazs]

I logged too... didn't care about all the corny crap... Heck there wasn't anything else to do but....  no kill messages for VERY long periods of time.   150 guys up and nothing happening.   No radar no fites no nothing.  If that was in some way "strat".....  Oh well... they get our 30 bucks if we log off or not.
lazs

[TheWobble]

Lancenstine  

[BUG_EAF322]

It was a lancing experience  

[Wanker]

Yeah, I got tired of all that Lanc stuff after an hour or two, so I logged and sat down to watch "The Texas Chainsaw Lancaster", then I turned TVLand on and caught an old rerun of "Lanc it to Beaver".

Got tired of that, so I turned on the radio, only to find Frank Sinatra singing "Lancs for the Memories".

Felt in the mood for a Western, so I popped in the DVD of "Lances with Wolves."



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[TheWobble]

 

only to find Frank Sinatra singing "Lancs for the Memories

Dont you mean  Lanc Sinatra?

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[Toad]

Jaysus!

That's BOB HOPE'S theme song, fer pete's sake.

A zillion troopers that saw the traveling USO shows could tell ya that.    

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[rosco-]

 I dont know what the lancs wrong with people. This lanc crap went on for a good hour. I was getting lancing sick of it.
 Im off to bed, if i cant sleep i'll just count lancasters.

 edit: pyro, you may want to lock this thread now, this could get ugly.

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[StSanta]

This must be an example of some odd form of American humour.

Any non US types really getting it?

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Keep up the momentum!

[milnko]

 

Originally posted by StSanta:
This must be an example of some odd form of American humour.

Any non US types really getting it?

Now U see why we won the cold war. Soviets didn't get the joke either.

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Milenko

[Peeradow]

what?  

[Dowding]

I get it Santa - but it isn't very funny.

No lol's or even sol's here.

 

[Vermillion]

For StSanta  

Pun: Noun; A play on words, sometimes on different senses of the same word and sometimes on the similar sense of sound of different words.

An example:  Sometimes when your using Puns, it isn't very punny (ie funny   ).

To work on your sense of humor, might I suggest "Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail"?

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**MOL**, Men of Leisure

[Kieren]

 

Originally posted by Dowding:
I get it Santa - but it isn't very funny.

No lol's or even sol's here.

 

"Lighten up, Francis."

[Mighty1]

I wasn't there but when I get there tonight maybe we can all sing "Auld Lanc Syne".