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Offline jpeg

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Americans do not want juicy hamburgers!
« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2005, 09:50:56 PM »
I'd eat there :D

Its great that some people want to educate others but to force it...ugh.


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See now I always had this fantasy of opening a restaurant and naming it something like "The Heart Stopper Cafe"

And advertising the fact that none of my food was heart healthy but it was guarenteed to taste great.
Upon being seated at the establishment each customer would be handed a disclaimer form and waiver to be signed warning that this food would not be good for people with heart disease, high blood pressure or people with a family history of obesity.

Nothing on the menue would be fat or colesterol free

Our Motto.  would be something "Heartstoppers Cafe, Great tasting food for people who want to live. But not forever"

Or

"Heart Stopper Cafe Great tasting unhealthy food for people who just dont care"


I'd still be willing to bet it would be a smash hit.

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« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2005, 10:36:26 PM »
I had me a couple of juicy bloody hamburgers topped with onions, ketchup, mustard, and pickles. Num Num! :)
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« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2005, 11:22:32 PM »
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Originally posted by indy007
Mmm... all of it? I don't gain weight though.

We have a greasy spoon right around the corner from us. I love it. You can practically feel the sausage & cheese omlet lubricating your stomach... but not much is tastier unless you cook it yourself.


Absolutely. And dont forget the home fries cooked in that big blob of butter or lard that absorbs and takes on the taste of all the sausage,ham,bacon,burgers and everything else that has been cooked on it that week LOL
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« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2005, 11:29:31 PM »
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Originally posted by stantond
As an example, how may 'healthy food' restaurants can you name?  The 'junk food' restaurants know the greasy, fatty, red meat burgers are what sells. How about that oven fired, cheese and peperonni hand tossed large pizza! Yum!  If I want to eat rabbit food, its readily available at the salad bar!  No revelation, but then again, common sense is not so common.



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Btw, some of the 'better' tasting cigarettes I have smoked were Marlboro.  Even when the 'Marlboro Man emphasema' was shown, the cigarettes (to this day based on memory) tasted the best.  I am not so sure Sir Walter Raleigh served the English so well by bringing back tobacco from the 'colonies'.


Exactly my point. the only difference is I'd advertise it that way.

Would appeal to the rebel in people


Didnt they execute SWR? LOL

yup just double checked . For disobeying orders

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« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2005, 01:54:06 AM »
When death cigs were introduced it was a huge success. Everyone was buying them for a joke or to look cool.

I guess that didn't last long.