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Offline AWkrull

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yo mama
« on: September 09, 2005, 01:10:36 AM »
I cant get enuf of this stuff I need more yo mama is so fat... So we gonna have contest:

The guys with the best post gets an all inclusive date with his/her choice............

































Skuzzy or Hitech:aok
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Offline BBQ_Bob

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Re: yo mama
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2005, 01:21:38 AM »
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Originally posted by AWkrull
I cant get enuf of this stuff I need more yo mama is so fat... So we gonna have contest:

The guys with the best post gets an all inclusive date with his/her choice............
Skuzzy or Hitech:aok


I fold   :D
« Last Edit: September 09, 2005, 01:39:14 AM by BBQ_Bob »
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yo mama
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2005, 01:32:16 AM »
srry not my type.


But yo mama is sooooooo fat when she jump up in da air she get stuck!!!
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yo mama
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2005, 03:34:16 AM »
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Offline Blooz

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« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2005, 04:25:03 PM »
Yo mama is so fat she orders lotion by the barrel.
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Offline OOZ662

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« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2005, 06:59:52 PM »
Not a fat joke, but still.

Yo mamma got more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
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Offline iwin2000

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yo mama
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2005, 08:50:11 PM »
yo mommas like a shotgun, two cox and she blows!
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Offline Jackal1

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yo mama
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2005, 09:16:44 PM »
Yo momma so fat her face and her butt are in two different time zones.
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Offline WindX

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yo mama
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2005, 11:23:10 PM »
yo mama so fat her blood type is ragu.
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Offline Masherbrum

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« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2005, 11:29:20 PM »
Your momma's so fat, everytime she dances the band skips.

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Offline Wolfala

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yo mama
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2005, 11:59:44 PM »
Your momma's so fat Domino's couldn't deliver in 30 minutes b/c of the driving involved.
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Offline DREDIOCK

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Re: yo mama
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2005, 12:49:48 AM »
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Originally posted by AWkrull
I cant get enuf of this stuff I need more yo mama is so fat... So we gonna have contest:

The guys with the best post gets an all inclusive date with his/her choice............
Skuzzy or Hitech:aok


If he had a bigger chest and a nicer butt I'd take Skuzzy.
I could deal with the whiskers as I've had Itallian girlfriends;)

Fortunately though I dont know any Yo Mamma so fat jokes
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Offline hyena426

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yo mama
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2005, 01:09:51 AM »
your mama's so fat..if you broke her arm off ..gravy would poor out..lol
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Offline AWkrull

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yo mama
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2005, 01:12:41 AM »
I have tears pouring out of my eyes!!!!!  Not because yall are funny but because Morpheus' Momma just sat on my hand...She lives in cometicut, me in Cali:D :rofl
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yo mama
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2005, 04:58:33 AM »
Yo mama joke's are older than my dad.:rolleyes:


lol
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