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nirvana · « **Reply #15 on:** September 25, 2005, 04:19:08 PM »

She's Russian, her parents immigrated.....should I be worried?

MrRiplEy[H] · « **Reply #16 on:** September 25, 2005, 04:22:22 PM »

Russian? Naah.. no worries. Just remember to sign your organ donor card. If they ever find you that is.

Furball · « **Reply #17 on:** September 25, 2005, 04:22:58 PM »

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Originally posted by nirvana
(aren't I such a gentleman?)
(again, aren't I such a gentleman?)

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Originally posted by nirvana
We nevr had a chance to do anything, the janitors closet was locked:cry

nope. LOL

Hangtime · « **Reply #18 on:** September 25, 2005, 04:43:46 PM »

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Originally posted by nirvana
She's Russian, her parents immigrated.....should I be worried?

Oh, man.

Russian?

Dude. Yer just a dead guy walking around right now.

Thats 'dee'' 'eah' 'ayh' 'dee' DEAD.

Talk about crappy luck. Kid; if that babe's dad was anything else but Russian, you'd have a coupla dents and a week-long limp.

Now yer just animated maggot food.

If I wuz you, I'd go find that babe, hump her half blind 'cause I'd not wanna have to go thru havin my liver plucked out thru my sinuses and then have slices of my insoles roasted on a stick with my apple fer garnish and my recently removed virginal balls mounted before my oh-so surprised eyes as coup earrings for his brother Boris..

... fer nothin more than a dry hump to rap music.

nirvana · « **Reply #19 on:** September 25, 2005, 06:03:19 PM »

I think I can out run him........

Dowding · « **Reply #20 on:** September 25, 2005, 06:07:33 PM »

That's what Rasputin said.

nirvana · « **Reply #21 on:** September 25, 2005, 07:25:33 PM »

Slow dancing was a little awkward.

Gunslinger · « **Reply #22 on:** September 25, 2005, 07:33:23 PM »

"Slow dancing was a little awkward."

For HER or YOU?

JK

vorticon · « **Reply #23 on:** September 25, 2005, 07:33:27 PM »

your girlfriend is hawt...

and your suit is old man grey, didnt your dad have any black ones?

nirvana · « **Reply #24 on:** September 25, 2005, 07:41:25 PM »

OL that is a suede jacket. My pants and shirt were black.

And yes, she is hawt. Then there's me.......

Hangtime · « **Reply #25 on:** September 25, 2005, 07:56:28 PM »

Ok.

Should you survive your upcoming russian inquisition, you can say it as worth it.

nirvana · « **Reply #26 on:** September 25, 2005, 07:57:35 PM »

I'm not scared, although I have been told her dad has an anger issue..........

Vulcan · « **Reply #27 on:** September 25, 2005, 08:18:50 PM »

Release the FDBs!

Hangtime · « **Reply #28 on:** September 25, 2005, 08:20:51 PM »

Yes you are.

But that's ok. If you wern't scared, you'd be a moron.

I suggest you get a plan, try not to look guilty when you meet the rents and be very very polite.

Good luck, son.

Vulcan · « **Reply #29 on:** September 25, 2005, 08:21:13 PM »

OMG WHATS HE GOT IN HIS POCKET!