I can make you a few "girly" drinks that taste like lil fruit juice; yet you will be lying on the floor sputing gibberish about an hour later.
Dont underestimate the power of "girly" drinks. Remember, those of us who invented them, did so TO GET CHICKS DRUNK.
My favorite drink to offer potentials, is Vodka, Passoa, orange juice, and a splash of 151 rum (I.E: jet fuel)
Put a few cherries and some whipped cream on top if you care.
For the record: Ive never tried to get SOB drunk, nor will I ever.
As for me: where should I send the cans NATEDOG? got a few dollars lying around my room only