Author Topic: War is heck (Read 572 times)

Skuzzy · « **on:** October 04, 2005, 05:11:04 PM »

A man was sitting in a cafeteria next to a blonde woman who was engrossed in her newspaper.

The bold headline read "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed"

She shook her head at the sad news.

Then turning to the man she asked,

"How many is a Brazilian?"

beet1e · « **Reply #1 on:** October 04, 2005, 05:12:37 PM »

That's terrible.

Nilsen · « **Reply #2 on:** October 04, 2005, 05:18:12 PM »

Rofl

"a blonde woman"..

Is this the same as "a friend of mine has a problem...not me, I said A FRIEND OF MINE"

You are busted Skuzzy

EagleEyes · « **Reply #3 on:** October 04, 2005, 05:28:11 PM »

lol.........skuzzy you forgot the most important part, what did the blonde look like??!!:D

~~Egle31st~~

Regular · « **Reply #4 on:** October 04, 2005, 05:29:29 PM »

stupid as I?

Hangtime · « **Reply #5 on:** October 04, 2005, 07:19:55 PM »

Blonde Female Army Corps of Engineers General and a Female Blonde Surveyor are eyeballing the terrain around a broken levee under repair when they come across a set of tracks.

The General sez "...deer tracks?"

The Surveyor sez "Nope.. alligator tracks!"

The General: "Can't be. Gotta be deer, we drained the swamp already"

The Surveyor sez "Nope.. with all due respect, I saw a gator goin up this way this morning..."

They were still standing on the tracks arguing when the train hit 'em.

SOB · « **Reply #6 on:** October 04, 2005, 07:40:44 PM »

Skuzzy, I hate you. It was all nice and stupid until the punchline, at which point I blurted out an unexpected snort. I feel dirty.

Hang, I would like to thank you sincerely for sticking with the stupid joke theme all the way through to the end.

Hangtime · « **Reply #7 on:** October 04, 2005, 08:30:59 PM »

Glad to be of service, sir.

Gunslinger · « **Reply #8 on:** October 04, 2005, 09:22:24 PM »

I think the fact that skuzzy used the word "heck" instead of "hell" is funnier than his joke.

Hawklore · « **Reply #9 on:** October 04, 2005, 09:44:15 PM »

The fact that skuzzy had the balls to turn it around from a bush bashing joke to a blonde bashing joke, just shows how much he supports Pres. Bush..

Hawklore · « **Reply #10 on:** October 04, 2005, 09:45:53 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by Gunslinger
I think the fact that skuzzy used the word "heck" instead of "hell" is funnier than his joke.

Haha, I had no idea you used the same starting phrase as I till I posted..

Gunslinger · « **Reply #11 on:** October 04, 2005, 10:07:49 PM »

WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRYTALE

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl
"Will you marry me?" *

The girl said, "NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after

and went fishing, hunting and played golf

a lot and drank beer and

farted whenever he wanted.

SOB · « **Reply #12 on:** October 04, 2005, 10:27:36 PM »

That's a beautiful story. Brought a tear to my eye!

Urchin · « **Reply #13 on:** October 04, 2005, 11:13:49 PM »

Haha, I liked that joke

.

Jackal1 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 05, 2005, 07:54:33 AM »

Everyone loves a good blonde joke.

Went with a few blondes here and there.
One comes to mind right off the bat.
She had headlights bigger than my `40 Chevy and a trunk as nice as my `61 Vette.
Was very responsive and handled well.
Never asked questions about where I was going or questioned what I was doing.
Looked real good on the B pad of a Harley too.
Never tryed to discuss politics or act like she knew anything about them.
Never voted. Dumb as a rock.
The perfect woman and I passed her up.