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Offline Shane

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New invention for AHers
« on: October 07, 2005, 08:42:17 AM »
while not specifically for humans, i see a huge potential market in here:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/10/06/dog.invention.ap/index.html
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Offline lasersailor184

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« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2005, 09:00:46 AM »
"Considering my parents thought I was an idiot when I was a kid, this is a great honor," he said. "I wish they were alive to see it."

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Offline Mickey1992

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« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2005, 09:10:22 AM »
$500,000 startup investment?!? :confused:

Offline Wolfala

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« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2005, 01:59:31 PM »
This year's other Ig Nobel winners include:

# PHYSICS: Since 1927, researchers at the University of Queensland in Australia have been tracking a glob of congealed black tar as it drips through a funnel -- at a rate of one drop every nine years.

# PEACE: Two researchers at Newcastle University in England monitored the brain activity of locusts as they watched clips from the movie "Star Wars."

# CHEMISTRY: An experiment at the University of Minnesota was designed to prove whether people can swim faster or slower in syrup than in water.

# LITERATURE: The Ig Nobel for literature went to the Nigerians who introduced millions of e-mail users to a "cast of rich characters ... each of whom requires just a small amount of expense money so as to obtain access to the great wealth to which they are entitled."


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Offline T0J0

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« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2005, 02:19:40 PM »
The inuendio is that theres a market for fake dog testicles in the O-Club?
 Is that because of all the leg humping lately.... Balls need replacing?
Could be a neutering issue...

Funny stuff Shane..

Offline BlueJ1

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« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2005, 02:27:52 PM »
I want three.
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Offline ramzey

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Re: New invention for AHers
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2005, 02:40:52 PM »
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Originally posted by Shane
while not specifically for humans, i see a huge potential market in here:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/10/06/dog.invention.ap/index.html



so thats why you was gone for a while?
and hows you surgery goes? all ok?:D