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Offline jaxxo

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« on: October 13, 2005, 09:05:28 PM »
im actually going out and drinking beers with girls. IM skipping ah tonight.

















(bb in a few):mad: :o
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Offline mechanic

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« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2005, 09:08:22 PM »
jaxxo man just remember to act like you dont care about the girls but when you look at them make the sun beam out of your face. its the only way. and talk about her hair or her shoes before anything else :D
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« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2005, 09:17:47 PM »
i thought i would use the old drunken "u smell good" technique..no?
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Offline jaxxo

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« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2005, 09:18:54 PM »
on the real..i will actually try your technique and let u know how it goes..:aok
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Offline megadud

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« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2005, 09:19:14 PM »
just make sure those are not boys dressed up like girls :aok
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« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2005, 09:20:40 PM »
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i thought i would use the old drunken "u smell good" technique..no?


nah...trying using your impressive AH stats...chicks dig that stuff.:aok
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Offline jaxxo

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« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2005, 09:23:37 PM »
look at my stats lol..
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Offline Morpheus

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« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2005, 09:28:53 PM »
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jaxxo man just remember to act like you dont care about the girls but when you look at them make the sun beam out of your face. its the only way. and talk about her hair or her shoes before anything else :D


you trying to get him married or laid?

ROFL, nice guys finish last.
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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2005, 09:56:37 PM »
Walk up to a woman and say "Are your boobs sticking out or are you happy to see me?"

Also telling them they have big breasts and you would like to feel them works also.


last resort is to tell them you are looking for models for an ad agency and she looks good enough to be one (this one could get you laid)
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« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2005, 10:01:55 PM »
rofl...

Jaxxo's young enough to be with chicks who already know they got nice tits. Him telling them is a sign of despair. Most girls I know will do one of two things, or both ... Slap you or dump their drink on you. Then laugh. You take a girl home on the first night, its because she's a slut. Sluts dont want to be treated nice. They want to be treated like sluts.
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« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2005, 10:52:00 PM »
Mmmmm....sluts...
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Offline megadud

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« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2005, 11:18:05 PM »
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You take a girl home on the first night, its because she's a slut. Sluts dont want to be treated nice. They want to be treated like sluts.


:rofl :rofl :rofl :aok

that's sig line material :lol
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Re: heck with it
« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2005, 11:19:16 PM »
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im actually going out and drinking beers with girls.



Going out with the girls, what are you gonna do swap recipes?    

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« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2005, 11:23:25 PM »
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!!!NOOOooo L1sT3n 2 TE3Dub!! Sp33K TeH L33T!! ANd L1cK 1T B4 JOOo St1Ck IT!!!!!



:rofl :rofl :lol :lol :aok
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« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2005, 11:24:22 PM »
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im actually going out and drinking beers with girls. IM skipping ah tonight.


















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