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Offline Ratnick

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« Reply #15 on: October 13, 2005, 11:32:53 PM »
you mean you're giving up men for good!?

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Offline MIShill

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« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2005, 11:35:01 PM »
Last time I was behind a woman I forgot I wasn't in AH & started making Hispano sounds. She said "What ARE you doing?"& I replied "RTB, Winchester". I obviously need professional help.

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Offline SuperDud

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« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2005, 11:35:28 PM »
HAHAHAH you all fell for it!!! You actually think jaxxo is going out with girls, let alone leaving the house:huh
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« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2005, 11:52:38 PM »
U dweebs are hornier than I am................Not!  "Where's my  beotches?" :D

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« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2005, 11:59:32 PM »
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i thought i would use the old drunken "u smell good" technique..no?

OR

"Damn, you sure got a pretty mouth"

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« Reply #20 on: October 14, 2005, 12:11:23 AM »
woah!  a night Jaxxo can't shoot me down, gota be a sign from god

Offline Flayed1

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« Reply #21 on: October 14, 2005, 12:45:13 AM »
Just make shure if you get a steady girl she plays AH like my wife HTRmama. :)
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Offline megadud

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« Reply #22 on: October 14, 2005, 12:47:39 AM »
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OR

"Damn, you sure got a pretty mouth"


or

"Do you want top or bottom" :aok :O :huh

Offline jetb123

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Re: heck with it
« Reply #23 on: October 14, 2005, 12:51:09 AM »
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im actually going out and drinking beers with girls. IM skipping ah tonight.

















(bb in a few):mad: :o
jaxxo might actully get some tush? wow yea welcome to my world buddy :):D

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« Reply #24 on: October 14, 2005, 02:28:07 AM »
So I figure I'll jump on the bandwagon and give Jax some dating advice to get him the hell out of this game.

On the first merge you'll want to really set the pace right. Be sure to dive early to show her you're a real threat, as trick merges don't work as well in drinking environments. If you're really on the ball go ahead and chop throttle on the dive, but these fight can be long and you're probably better off holding back a little E for when you lose your advantage. If you're merging into a 2v1 note that you'll need to handle this differntly then in AH, as enguaging only 1 target at a time may encourage the other to simply take a pass on you and allow the first for a disenguage.

After the merge just don't start doing rolling scissors. These look really dumb when you don't have a plane. Getting girls is easier with a read and react strategy then trying to control the fight. Right after the merge you'll want to find something she's interested in, then try to fight her fight. Descriptive conversation is best, showing her you have style beyond the ability to do the basic maneuvers.

If things start going bad just pull in your flaps while nose high, then dive to the deck and crawl away while you're below eye-level. It may look stupid, but if you film it we'll all laugh at you.

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« Reply #25 on: October 14, 2005, 02:38:55 AM »
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Originally posted by pellik
So I figure I'll jump on the bandwagon and give Jax some dating advice to get him the hell out of this game.

On the first merge you'll want to really set the pace right. Be sure to dive early to show her you're a real threat, as trick merges don't work as well in drinking environments. If you're really on the ball go ahead and chop throttle on the dive, but these fight can be long and you're probably better off holding back a little E for when you lose your advantage. If you're merging into a 2v1 note that you'll need to handle this differntly then in AH, as enguaging only 1 target at a time may encourage the other to simply take a pass on you and allow the first for a disenguage.

After the merge just don't start doing rolling scissors. These look really dumb when you don't have a plane. Getting girls is easier with a read and react strategy then trying to control the fight. Right after the merge you'll want to find something she's interested in, then try to fight her fight. Descriptive conversation is best, showing her you have style beyond the ability to do the basic maneuvers.

If things start going bad just pull in your flaps while nose high, then dive to the deck and crawl away while you're below eye-level. It may look stupid, but if you film it we'll all laugh at you.

-p.



screw all that just go for the ho
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Offline SkyWolf

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« Reply #26 on: October 14, 2005, 07:29:35 AM »
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jaxxo man just remember to act like you dont care about the girls but when you look at them make the sun beam out of your face. its the only way. and talk about her hair or her shoes before anything else :D



I always had good luck with "Oh come on... for you it's a few moments of unpleasantness, for me it's the memory of a lifetime". :D

Offline mechanic

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« Reply #27 on: October 14, 2005, 10:09:32 AM »
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you trying to get him married or laid?

ROFL, nice guys finish last.



like i said in another thread, one day your little world will come crashing down around you .



sluts? you really think?


so treat em mean, keep em keen, i see.


your a loser man, and believe me when i say this, you will end up very lonely.
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Offline Morpheus

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« Reply #28 on: October 14, 2005, 11:01:04 AM »
LOL finky, you know what they say about em right?

You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you cant take the trailer park out of the girl.

Or do you think she's going home with a strange man on the first night because she's just that good at judging character?
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« Reply #29 on: October 14, 2005, 05:05:05 PM »
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