Originally posted by fartwinkle
You want to bury you head in my pillow?
Ok bottoms up for you then.
I know it is an unexpected thing to say to someone (even to a person I hardly know or quite understand, other than the fact you are wack and I'm tired and in pain), but I really want to love you down and give you a bay area bear-hug.
Actually, I take that back. I want to **** you raw dog in the bellybutton and press your quivering frame against my manly chest. I want to whisper sweet nothings in your ear and listen to you sob and cry about how my **** is so big and thorny....
then, and only then, would I snap your spinal column like a ****ing twig and dispose of your rag doll cadavre at the bottom of a river, pinned down by adequately sized weights and chains.