Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
low stress, nonaddictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday,
practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, and with respect for the religious
persuasions of others or their choice not to practice a religion at
all; a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year
2001, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to our society have helped make America
great, without regard to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual
preferences of the wishes.
(This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies
no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
her/himself or others.)
