Grandma deals drugs!

[AKS\/\/ulfe]

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/12/12/elderly.dealers.ap/index.html

Those crafty seniors. Should jail the whole lot of 'em, no, execute them for pedalling their addictive warez.
-SW

[Saintaw]

I am looking for a good reason to 'stumble' on the "LAW" section of CNN. I cannot imagine reading something more boring (offense intended to the lawyers out there).

That being said... do you think we'll have a state pension when we get to that age? My answer would be 'no' ... so you have to make do a way or another.

[AKS\/\/ulfe]

Social security is going to be gone by the time I'm 40. I'm going to purchase a lot of guns and ski masks so I can mug young adults in my 30s, 40s, 50s and 60s. By the time I'm 70 I'll be the head of my own mob, and just sit back on my bellybutton collecting money from all of my goons.

That's my retirement plan.
-SW