Author Topic: The meaning of life (Read 188 times)

Wolfala · « **on:** December 17, 2005, 12:45:22 AM »

From "The Meaning of Life" by Monty Python:

Headmaster: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.
Watson: Rubbing the clitoris, sir.
Headmaster: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hm? Why not start her
off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight
for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.
Wymer: Suck the nipple, sir.
Headmaster: Good. Good. Good, well done, Wymer.
Duckworth: Stroking the thighs, sir.
Headmaster: Yes, I suppose so.
Another: Bite the neck.
Headmaster: Good. Nibbling the ear. Kneading the buttocks, and so
on and so forth. So we have all these possibilities before we
stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.
Watson: Yes sir. Sorry sir.

Yeager · « **Reply #1 on:** December 17, 2005, 01:05:09 AM »

Dang...is that actual script? I saw the movie way the hell back in the 80s......

Lol,

I remember the catholics donating kids to science to feed the horde, and the liver donor.......the fat man at the table eating one last chocolate waffer......

But I dont remember the stampeding to the the clitoris part....dang. Almost bought the DVD tonight hehe...

VOR · « **Reply #2 on:** December 17, 2005, 01:51:07 AM »

Funny stuff! I'd love to read the transcript from the scene where Death visits the two couples in their dining room. You know the part where he's ragging on the Englishman and the American? If anyone could find and post that it would be great.

moot · « **Reply #3 on:** December 17, 2005, 02:17:07 AM »

Part VII in:
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_scripts/meanlife.asp

Gunslinger · « **Reply #4 on:** December 17, 2005, 02:30:22 AM »

"to crush my enemie, to see them driven before me, and to hear the lametations of their woman."