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Offline Gunslinger

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« on: December 18, 2005, 12:40:43 PM »
OMG I thought this was just too funny when I saw it.

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« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2005, 12:57:46 PM »
Rudolf leads revolt ....  Santa takes steps .
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« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2005, 01:01:12 PM »
That is pretty funny.

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« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2005, 01:05:14 PM »
Santa decided that a lump of coal just doesn't cut it for his naughty list when operating in the Middle East...........
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« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2005, 01:08:53 PM »
LOL!

Santa shows his appreciation for yet another wussified family leaving him carrot sticks and juice instead of milk and cookies.  "Take that you dirty hippies!  Ho Ho Ho!"
Three Times One Minus One.  Dayum!

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« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2005, 04:08:40 PM »
"Remember Santa, if they are running, they are insurgents.  If they aren't running, they are well disciplined insurgents.   And Santa, don't lead the women insurgents and children insurgents as much."
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

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« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2005, 05:00:41 PM »
Santa brings joy to military airmen.
"So live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart.
Trouble no one about their religion;
respect others in their view, and demand that they respect yours.
Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life." - Chief Tecumseh

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« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2005, 05:05:45 PM »
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Originally posted by SOB
LOL!

Santa shows his appreciation for yet another wussified family leaving him carrot sticks and juice instead of milk and cookies.  "Take that you dirty hippies!  Ho Ho Ho!"



milk and cookies?


beer and pretzels is what we always left...

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« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2005, 05:09:20 PM »
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Originally posted by Dago
"Remember Santa, if they are running, they are insurgents.  If they aren't running, they are well disciplined insurgents.   And Santa, don't lead the women insurgents and children insurgents as much."
:rofl :aok

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Re: Caption This 18 Dec. 2005
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2005, 05:58:37 PM »
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
OMG I thought this was just too funny when I saw it.






Happy Holidays my bellybutton Mother****ers!!!


It's Merry ****ing Christmas!

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« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2005, 07:00:35 PM »
In a surprise attack, the Easter Bunny along with Communism is finally defeated.

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« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2005, 07:37:53 PM »
" Ho Ho Ho!  I'm here to whoop some *** and pass out candy canes! And I'm fresh outa candy canes!"

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« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2005, 07:38:54 PM »
or..  "when a lump of coal just won't do."

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« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2005, 08:00:06 PM »
The insurgency that began after violence erupted between sects or "castes" of elves forced to work extra hours due to the increasing world population and low pay ended today when Santa got fed up and became personally involved.

He was heard to comment "You really gotta lead these little "....ers"
Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

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« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2005, 09:10:19 PM »
"yo flight sgt, get your man to fly past that little **** tiny Tim's house, i told that ****er not to ask for new legs EVERY YEAR, i cant help him, but does he listen?...!!"
And I don't know much, but I do know this. With a golden heart comes a rebel fist.