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Offline Spatula

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« on: January 16, 2001, 04:30:00 PM »
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If you are a citizen of NEW YORK or London you probably are proud of telling people that you live in NEW YORK or London.

However, ...suppose you are living in one of the places mentioned below.

Do you then also tell others.....Yeah, I live in ____________.

1. Shafter (California, USA)

2. Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)

3. toejamlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)

4. Bastard (Norway)

5. avacadot (Orkney, UK)

6. Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)

7. Muff (Northern Ireland)

8. Wankie (Zimbabwe)

9. Climax (Colorado, USA)

10. Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)

11. Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)

12. Fukum (Yemen)

13. Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)

14. Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)

15. Turdo (Romania)

16. Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic)

17. Seymen (Turkey)

18. Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)

19. Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)

20. Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)

21. Wanks River (Nicaragua)

22. Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)

23. Fuku (Shensi, China)

24. Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)

25. Fukui (Honshu, Japan)

26. Shag Island (Indian Ocean)

27. Fukue (Honshu, Japan)

28. Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)

29. Wankie Colliery (Zimbabwe)

30. Chinaman's Knob (Australia)

31. Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)

32. Tittybong (Australia)

33. Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)

34. Dikshit (India)

35. Wankener (India)

36. Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)


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« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2001, 04:53:00 PM »
Spatula.  I'm really surprised and shocked at your post.

For some reason you continue to ridicule and poke fun at cultures you have no knowledge of.

I hope that makes you feel better about yourself.  Why, in certain languages, "Fukum" could mean "closer to God" or something like that.

Your continual haranguing of your worldly neighbors should be stopped immediately.  

Go do something really, really serious, and stop enjoying life.  This world wasn't put here for you to laugh and poke fun at.

Go read a book about death or something.  I'm really upset, and I want you to be upset too.  It doesn't make me feel any better to know that somewhere someone's smiling, and having a good time.


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"Y-e-e-e-s-s-s  f-a-a-t-h-e-r!"


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« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2001, 04:56:00 PM »
Hehe Spatula, I was raised about 40 miles from Intercourse, PA. If you look on a map, the town right next to Intercourse is Bird-In-Hand, and right down the road is Paradise. Funny thing is, all these towns are in Amish country lol. Just one of those things that make you go hmmm........  

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Offline ygsmilo

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« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2001, 05:03:00 PM »
You forgot that right up the road from Beaver Oklahoma is Hooker Oklahoma. If you go into town from the south you crest a hill and the first thing that you see is a sign on top of a building that says HOOKER HARDWARE.

btw, coldest beer in Oklahoma in down the road at Slapout Oklahoma.

Commentary from a guy whos hometown is the town of Towner Colorado.

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Offline mrfish

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« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2001, 05:04:00 PM »
that's pretty funny stuff there spatula thanks for the laugh.....of course i, like you am just a simple minded pawn that likes saying mean and icky things about cultures i don't understand...duh what's a culture? is that like when they stick wun o' them q-tips down yer throat when yer sick...duhhhh (oh brother.....)  
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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2001, 09:52:00 AM »
 

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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2001, 10:02:00 AM »
Funny post!~
I live just up the road from a small town called "Bonny Lake"...but everyone I know calls it "Bonney Leaks".
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« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2001, 01:21:00 PM »
Look over the OP again, find "Dildo, Newfoundland".  That's one of many we're proud of: I love seeing people stopped on the side of the road, getting their pictures taken under its road sign.

Here's a few more we have:

Dildo Run;  Spread Eagle;  Blow-Me-Down;  Grosswater Beach;  Come-By-Chance (story of my life...ahem);  Gayside (name got changed to Baytona); Joe Batt's Arm (he musta thought a lot about that arm... beats sheep, I 'spose).

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Mk10 225th

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« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2001, 09:17:00 AM »
Squid-jiggers!

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Offline Fury

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« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2001, 01:28:00 PM »
Intercourse, PA was mentioned on a repeated Simpson's episode a few days ago.  My wife, who hates that show, gave me one of those looks when she heard it.  Even when I told her it was a real city and there was nothing wrong with saying it on TV (is there?), her opinion did not change.

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p.s. Spatula I find your posts funny
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2001, 01:33:00 PM »
 
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Originally posted by Fury:
Intercourse, PA was mentioned on a repeated Simpson's episode a few days ago.  My wife, who hates that show, gave me one of those looks when she heard it.  Even when I told her it was a real city and there was nothing wrong with saying it on TV (is there?), her opinion did not change.

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p.s. Spatula I find your posts funny

I think all wives hate the Simpsons.  It's inherent in their nature...DOH!
 



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« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2001, 02:18:00 PM »
HEHEHE!
I was driving to austin from yokum and i saw "blobob road"  not as good as the others but still I almost stole the sign.
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PapaEcho

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« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2001, 08:17:00 AM »
I think Mk10 needs a sense of humour transplant??!!

LOL, Spatula some great names, we have some reall comical names over here in England i'll try and get a link for a site with them all on .

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Mk10 225th

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« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2001, 08:27:00 AM »
Not hardly Papa.  I was actually lampooning the "stuffed shirt" response Spatula got from some folks in an earlier post, and then the stuffed shirt response I got after commenting favorably on Spatula's post.

The good part is we started learning who has a sense of humor around here, and who takes themselves w-a-a-a-y too seriously.

The other good part is that Spatula now has some really nifty travel slogan ideas to give to the New Zealand Board of Tourism.

Now I just need to figure out how to surgically remove this extra damn "u" in my "humor"...

Mk
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« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2001, 04:49:00 PM »
Cummin, TX -- Hiway 69

It's an interesting set of road signs, to say the least.

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