CAPTAIN
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound, is faster than a speeding bullet, can fly as high as mighty rocket, gives policy guidance to god.
COMMANDER
Must take a running start to leap over tall buildings, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, when flying cannot penetrate the atmosphere, talks with god.
LIEUTENANT COMMANDER
Can leap over short buildings, not quite as fast as a speeding bullet, only flys as high as transports, loses tug of war with locomotives, listens to god.
LIEUTENANT
Crashes into buildings when trying to leap over them, can shoot bullets, has trouble flying, gets run over by locomotives, talks with animals.
ENSIGN
Has trouble recognizing buildings, gets all wet playing with pistols, still crawls, sometimes says "Choo-Choo", listens to animals.
THE CHIEF
Lifts Buildings and walks under them, catches bullets and chews them, flys higher than mighty rockets, smashes locomotives, IS god.
