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Offline Sandman

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Re: Deep thought question of the week.....2
« Reply #30 on: January 31, 2006, 08:01:57 PM »
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If dolphins are so bloody clever how come they never invented fire?



Opposable thumbs?
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« Reply #31 on: January 31, 2006, 09:41:27 PM »
Maybe they couldnt figure out how to keep the matches lit?  Especially if they're using those book matches, you know how soggy they get when its damp out,....

oh yeah  BUTTER!!!
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« Reply #32 on: February 01, 2006, 02:49:36 AM »
dolphins are smart even though they didnt invent fire.
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« Reply #33 on: February 01, 2006, 06:38:28 AM »
Smart, bloody genus is closer to the truth.

Ever see a dolphin work all day in a 2 x 4 cubicle for peanuts?

Nope, they'd rather laze around splashing each other, eating the passing fish.

Ever see a dolphin spend all weekend mowing, clipping, painting, weeding, spraying, or such?

Nope, man that dude is laid back in the water. Practise a few jumps, splash some water at another dolphin. Then on to a light lunch of sushi, and off to the beach to oggle some human babes. Maybe even find a sea turtle to play catch with enroute. He is seriously laid back, has his head in the right place all the time.

Meantime, us poor humans are working and slaving so once a year we can go see a dolphin jump through the air.

Who's the dummies?
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