so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
so i helped him walk to the toilet
all the stalls were occupied
lol
bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
so he ****ing KICKS one of the stall doors open
and there's this guy in there taking a ****
hahahahahaha
and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh ****... if i were taking a **** and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to **** him up... so i'd better hit him first'
so he ****ing SMACKS this guy in the face
and runs away
imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER
