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Offline Silat

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Aussie joke:)
« on: February 15, 2006, 09:53:39 PM »
Australia:
 

Kris walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

 

The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."


           

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Offline SOB

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« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2006, 09:57:09 PM »
LOL
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Offline Debonair

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« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2006, 11:26:51 PM »
Pwned!

Offline xrtoronto

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« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2006, 11:33:37 PM »
ROFL

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« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2006, 12:41:00 AM »
:D
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Offline B@tfinkV

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« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2006, 01:01:02 AM »
:D
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