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Offline Saintaw

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Fuel, continued...
« on: September 20, 2000, 01:42:00 PM »
> A tax paying member of the public, on
> his way home from work, came to a dead
> halt in traffic and thought to himself,
> "Wow, this traffic seems worse than
> usual.  Nothing's even moving." He
> noticed a police officer walking back
> and
> forth between the lines of cars, so he
> rolled down his window and asked,
> "Officer what's the hold up?" The
> officer replied:  "The Prime Minister
> is
> just so depressed about all the fuel
> blockades and that his whiter than
> white image has been tarnished, that he
> stopped his Jag in the middle of the
> Motorway under protest, and He's
> threatening to douse himself in petrol
> and
> set himself on fire.  He says that
> everybody hates him and he doesn't have
> the money to pay for the new house.
> We're taking up a collection for him."
> The tax payer said:  "Oh really?  How
> much do you have so far?" The officer
> said:  "About three hundred gallons and
> 6 boxes of matches, but a lot of
> folks are still siphoning."
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« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2000, 11:35:00 AM »
LOL!

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« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2000, 05:48:00 PM »
Geez, Boss, You doin' sum' advertisin' again, huh ?  
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« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2000, 08:00:00 AM »
Man, you ALWAYS know when I'm doing a siggy test, how do you do that?  Thanks for the beer email joke, its old, but nice to refresh my Altheimers once again  

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« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2000, 09:34:00 AM »
I worked for one year less than 100 Meter away from the "Marketting Dept" of a Big US Company... I got a few lessons  

They still don't understand what I meant when I used to say : "You blokes wil;l NOT "Borgerise" me"...
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