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Offline Ripper29

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« Reply #90 on: February 17, 2006, 06:47:31 PM »
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I’m sure that I have the highest sperm count of anyone in this thread.

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It only counts if they are all yours....:eek:

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« Reply #91 on: February 17, 2006, 07:04:30 PM »
well, johnnyRa told me that he is americas strongest man and he is the worlds greatest f14 ace. oh, and he owns the playboy mansion:p

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« Reply #92 on: February 18, 2006, 04:07:36 AM »
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308? :huh You can't come up with that number with free weights. It would have to be either 305 or 310.  The bar weighs 45. Free weights come in increments of 45, 35, 25, 10, 5 and 2 1/2.  So you're either lying, or you're using a machine. If you're using a machine to bench, you're really not benching what the machines says you are.  (And for the record, my current max bench, 1 rep, is 295. I hit 315 last year but have not been into serious heavy lifting since)


308 pounds is the same as 140 kilograms, get it? Do I need to post a clip? :D
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« Reply #93 on: February 18, 2006, 04:30:17 AM »
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I could strike down 1,000 bulletin board accounts in 5 seconds. :)

You want ownage, I'll give you ownage!


Sounds like a urine test is in order for a certain HTC employee. Or should I call you "Captain D-Bol" from now on???:noid













I have x-ray vision and can fly btw.

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« Reply #94 on: February 18, 2006, 04:51:59 AM »
i once made a stone skip on a flat lake thirteen times, thats gotta be a record...




ooo....oh.....and once, with the aid of just one friend, we smoked an entire ounce of high grade skunk in one joint. took us 45 mins to roll it and over 10 king size papers, had 6 roaches ( honeycombroach (c) 2003) and by half way through we regreted the extreme waste of greens and money....and mental ability. gave the weed up last year though, feel better now.
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« Reply #95 on: February 18, 2006, 05:15:32 AM »
See Rule #4
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« Reply #96 on: February 18, 2006, 06:39:08 AM »
See Rule #4
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« Reply #97 on: February 18, 2006, 07:04:38 AM »
furball is female, 18 yo, and has a hot web cam site.


check it out.
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« Reply #98 on: February 18, 2006, 08:37:12 AM »
I invented the internet.

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« Reply #99 on: February 18, 2006, 08:45:56 AM »
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308 pounds is the same as 140 kilograms, get it? Do I need to post a clip? :D

So you're from across the pond, eh? Well that explains it.  Don't bother with the clip, there are not many here that want to see a sweaty man groaning on a bench, with exception of a few fat drunk bastards...

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« Reply #100 on: February 18, 2006, 08:48:32 AM »
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Please try to get over the gangbang the P-51's laid on you last night in AvA.  


:lol

i get gangbanged nearly every sortie, its just the way i fly, im over it the moment my plane is back on the runway :)

i think you will find that i killed the gangbangers far far more than the gangbangers killed me ;)

i am also currently 1:0 vs meatbombs.
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« Reply #101 on: February 18, 2006, 09:18:41 AM »
i think  Chutekills/sortie, chutekills/death, and chutekill hit% should be logged in the score cards.
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« Reply #102 on: February 18, 2006, 09:44:13 AM »
geeze funked...  I think you meant that you want me there cause I can't run.

I am still strong enough to squeeze the trigger.

My son does reps with 300 lbs.

wulfie is the scarriest.

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« Reply #103 on: February 18, 2006, 10:48:53 AM »
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
I could strike down 1,000 bulletin board accounts in 5 seconds. :)

You want ownage, I'll give you ownage!


I bet Hitech can do ya even one better :D
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« Reply #104 on: February 18, 2006, 11:16:30 AM »
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I am still strong enough to squeeze the trigger.


That's what I'm counting on.