> > Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's
> > shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," that will honor one of the
> > nation's most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a small
> > weenie in hot water.....
> >
> > Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
> > Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will begin production in Canada this
> > year.....
> >
> > When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he
> > replied: "I don't know, I never had one.",,,,,
> >
> > American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton as "Walking Eagle"
> > because he is so full of crap he can't fly.....
> >
> > Clinton only lacks three things to become one of America's finest
> > leaders: integrity, vision, and wisdom.....
> >
> > Clinton is doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly, and Moe.....
> >
> > Revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know
> > it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I
> > think you need to know.",,,,,
> >
> > Politicians and diapers have one thing in common - They should both
be
> > changed regularly, and for the same reason.
> >
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