LOL Jackall!
Now listen, matey - just remember when and where your thermostat was invented.
As for Texas having everything, I know this is true because Jackall says it's true.
...
... so it's funny that my local area is often
teeming with American tourists. Don't they know that for a fraction of the time and cost it takes to get to England, a rich, diverse, all encompassing cultural experience awaits them... in Texas?