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I hate some Texas drivers....
« on: October 08, 2001, 08:49:00 PM »
Damn..who knew you could get injured at work where all you do is bag groceries? At the Albertson's where I work, the parking lot is a large hill, because the land used to be a drive-in movie theatre. Regularly we (as in me and fellow baggers) must go the the bottom of said hill to fetch stray buggies that are always rolling down there. On one occasion, last Saturday, I had gone down to get a lone buggy. As I was coming back up the hill with it, I can hear a car to my right. Natural instinct took over, and I looked. Here comes this silver Honda Civic, at at least 10 or 15 MPH, well over the 5 MPH speed limit, heading straight for me. I figured he would turn,so I kept walking, watching him. He never even turned. I panicked, and released the buggy and began running. I wasn't fast enough. His right mirror caught me in the side of the stomach. I knew it was the mirrior because I heard it snap shut on impact (a folding mirror). I was knocked to the ground, in a rather large amount of pain. I could not obtain a lisence number from him in my dizziness in the fall. But get this, the driver NEVER stopped, slowed, or even look back. He quickly turned onto Jacksboro Highway and sped off. I made my way back to the store and told my manager. The doctor said I am ok, no broken bones, just a large bruise. He said that if he was going faster, or if his mirror wasn't a folding type (i.e. electric or solid) it could have been worse.

I hate some Texas driver...

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« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2001, 08:52:00 PM »
Sounds like a terrorist attack to me.

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« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2001, 08:55:00 PM »
Naw..the guy was white, and besides, who would want to kill a low-life bastard like me?  ;)

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« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2001, 09:05:00 PM »
he deliberately hit you? wow.
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« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2001, 09:07:00 PM »
He he.

  That reminds me.  Why do the talking heads keep saying Americans are all afraid.  I haven't met one person that was anything but pissed off.  I realize I am in Texas.  And folks are slow to spook down here.  But I cant imagine that it is any different up north.

[ 10-08-2001: Message edited by: easymo ]

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« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2001, 09:17:00 PM »
Thats why real texans carry guns.

A real texan wouldve beaten that civic to the draw.

Go back to Alabama  ;)

(j/k)

Good to hear you ok. I wouldve grabbed my car and chased the MFkr till he stopped and then beat the crap outta him.

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« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2001, 09:26:00 PM »
Yeah..I would have Tac.  :D But being 16, I have no access to a gun...<G>

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« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2001, 09:37:00 PM »
Hey tac.  I wonder how many of the folks that were pointing a finger at Texas's concealed carry law.  Wish They had it now.

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« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2001, 09:39:00 PM »
Always run at right angles to zero vector closing objects.

p.s.  I doubt that was a Texan driving a Honda, probably some California import.

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« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2001, 11:31:00 PM »
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Originally posted by easymo:
He he.

  That reminds me.  Why do the talking heads keep saying Americans are all afraid.  I haven't met one person that was anything but pissed off.  I realize I am in Texas.  And folks are slow to spook down here.  But I cant imagine that it is any different up north.

[ 10-08-2001: Message edited by: easymo ]

*Raises hand*

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« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2001, 11:37:00 PM »
Tex, yer first clue..

HONDA

Next, you surrendered your weapon prematurely. You shoulda launched that cart right at him, waited for his evasive, then jumped in the opposite direction.

Finally, use the buddy system for cart recovery. Have a pal on guard with a bazooka, let no forigen automobiles exit the lot without rocket assistance in the future.

 ;)

Glad yer ok, son.  :)
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« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2001, 02:19:00 AM »
one of those moments you wich you had an assault rifle...

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« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2001, 11:43:00 AM »
LMAO Hang..that made my day!  :D I need to tell them that. We must keep bazookas and a ammo crate in the store room.  ;) I would have done that with the cart, it worked before, but I was scared for my life and wasn't thinking straight.

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« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2001, 11:56:00 AM »
hey texace....you live in the Fort Worth area?  Just curious....the Jacksboro highway reference made me wonder.

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« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2001, 01:19:00 PM »
I have a feeling that it was a female, texan driver. I’ve been hit 3 times by a car and all of those times some stupid blond squeak was driving.  :( . When ever you see female driver just use bazooka buddy system. Preferably use high explosives rounds.  :)