Author Topic: Brokeback Mountain grocery list (Read 558 times)

Ripsnort · « **on:** March 03, 2006, 09:24:47 AM »

WEEK ONE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK TWO
Beans
Ham
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK THREE
Beans al fresca
Thin-sliced Bacon
Hazelnut Coffee
Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin
K-Y gel

WEEK FOUR
Beans en salade
Pancetta
Coffee (espresso grind)
5-6 bottles best Chardonnay
2 tubes K-Y gel

WEEK FIVE
Fresh fava beans
Jasmine rice
Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
Medallions of veal
Porcini mushrooms
1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)
1 extra large bottle Astro-glide

WEEK SIX
Yukon Gold potatoes
Heavy whipping cream
Asparagus (very thin)
Organic Eggs
Spanish Lemons
Gruyere cheese (well aged)
Crushed Walnuts
Arugula
Clarified Butter
Extra Virgin Olive oil
Pure Balsamic vinegar
6 yards white silk organdy
6 yards pale ivory taffeta
3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve
Large tin Crisco

USHilDvl · « **Reply #1 on:** March 03, 2006, 09:45:46 AM »

LOL

You know...I still just can't imagine the series of events that led up to someone saying...."Yea! That's the idea! If anything'll make a successful business investment, it's a gay cowboy movie! The pent up demand is simply incredible! It'll be earth-shattering! Here, take this check..."

..or how 'bout this; "Wait! I'm serious, dammit! I'm an artist. This is a moving love story...a tale of modern-day Romeo and Juliet. Err...Romeo & Romeo, maybe. Anyway...don't you have any sensitivity? It's about love and people and relationships and social oppression and...and...OK, it's a gay cowboy movie."

Where have I been? I still think it's a pretty dumb idea...but, to each their own, I suppose.

Hey, seriously...does anyone know for a fact if this thing paid for itself? Did it perform at all as an investment? How much money had it made prior to the media making an event out of it?

Just curious...

B@tfinkV · « **Reply #2 on:** March 03, 2006, 10:17:29 AM »

dunno, but i heard they were making 'bareback mountain 2' shortly, where two gay cowboys get the snot kicked out of them in a saloon at Dodge, and susequently turn straight and run off with each others horses.

Airscrew · « **Reply #3 on:** March 03, 2006, 10:31:51 AM »

funny Rip. did you read Ann Coulter's column for this week? funny stuff.

USHilDvl · « **Reply #4 on:** March 03, 2006, 10:36:57 AM »

That's good, Rip...

Maybe they'll call it 'Broke Horseback Mountain'. Nothing like the relationship between a man and his horse, eh?

Red Tail 444 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 03, 2006, 01:08:26 PM »

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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
dunno, but i heard they were making 'bareback mountain 2' shortly, where two gay cowboys get the snot kicked out of them in a saloon at Dodge, and susequently turn straight and run off with each others horses.

Nearly spat out a mouthful of water reading this post you salamander

FiLtH · « **Reply #6 on:** March 03, 2006, 01:23:41 PM »

Didnt South Park have a bit about gay cowboys eatin puddin before the movie came out?

RTR · « **Reply #7 on:** March 03, 2006, 01:23:53 PM »

There's just too damn much "brokeback mountain" in every media outlet nowadays.

I mean, how come I can't turn on my TV or go to a movie without having to sit through this kind of stuff.

The Duke is turning over in his grave. You can be sure of that!

Faaabulous!

RTR

Mighty1 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 03, 2006, 01:39:53 PM »

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Originally posted by RTR
There's just too damn much "brokeback mountain" in every media outlet nowadays.

I mean, how come I can't turn on my TV or go to a movie without having to sit through this kind of stuff.

The Duke is turning over in his grave. You can be sure of that!

Faaabulous!

RTR

No actually the Duke is afraid of what might happen if he turns over right now!

Stang · « **Reply #9 on:** March 03, 2006, 01:40:00 PM »

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Originally posted by FiLtH
Didnt South Park have a bit about gay cowboys eatin puddin before the movie came out?

Like two years ago yeah. Parker and Stone are prophets.

Krusher · « **Reply #10 on:** March 03, 2006, 01:43:53 PM »

Nice one

And they are sheep herders not cowboys. And we all thought it was the sheep they molested.

lasersailor184 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 03, 2006, 02:31:24 PM »

Right Click and Save.

Summer Storm: http://images.hollywood.com/quicktime/summerstorm_reg_t_low.mov

SirLoin · « **Reply #12 on:** March 03, 2006, 02:52:09 PM »

Tell me Rip...How was the movie?...

rpm · « **Reply #13 on:** March 03, 2006, 02:59:40 PM »

Rip's going camping again?

Tarmac · « **Reply #14 on:** March 03, 2006, 03:19:22 PM »

No gerbils on the list?

Lemmiwinks, noooo!