A father watched his daughter playing
in the garden. He smiled as he reflected
on how sweet and innocent his little girl
was. Suddenly she just stopped and
stared at the ground.
He went over to her and noticed she
was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders
doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top,
Daddy?" she asked.
That's a Daddy Long legs." Her father answered.
"So, the other one is Mommy Long legs? " the little girl asked. "No",her father
replied. "Both of them are Daddy Long
legs."
The little girl thought for a moment,
then took her foot and stomped them
flat and said "Well, it might be OK in California or Massachusetts, but we're
not having any of that crap in Texas."
