hblair, me & you are bonafide hillbilly's. Lets teach all these hyere yanks how to talk.
lazs, you payin' attention?
Ast. Don't ast me, Ah got no idee.
Awl. That thar Ford shore does burn alot a awl.
Bleeve Ah bleeve in the rat to tote a gun.
Cyst Can ah cyst you ma'am?
Hep Ah can't hep ya. It's bawled over.
Idinit Shore is hot, idinit?
Ovair Retch rat ovair an' fetch me that ranch.
Ranch "See the above"
Saar Lemons is too dang saar!
Sinner That shoppin sinner has a Walmart!
Bob War Hem in dem pigs with this bob war.
Bard He bard my tar arn, now he won't give it back.
Tar Arn Gimme dat tar arn so ah can change this tar.
Shovelay Dadgummit, that shovelay burns more awl than the ford does.
