Originally posted by Angus
Remember a few things here:
WW2 was going for almost 2 years before the Germans invaded the USSR
WW2 was going on more than 2 years before Germany declared war on the USA
Heh. Those were the two best years that Germany had in that war, too!
The most accurate explanation I've ever heard for why the war ended the way it did was the subject of an old joke, which I attempt to recreate here:
Late one night in 1944, two friends sat in a Berlin bomb shelter while Royal Air Force bombers saturated the city above them with high explosives. One of the men had been a geography teacher before the war, and he took this opportunity to educate his friend about the countries engaged in the war.
“You see all of these red areas,” he said, pointing to a world map. “Those are the countries and colonies of the British Empire.”
“Ja, I see that.”
“And over here, this large yellow mass is the United States of America.”
“Ja.”
“While on the other side, this huge blue area is the Soviet Union.”
“Ja. Russkis.”
“That’s right. Now here, in the middle, this small green country is Germany.”
The teacher’s friend stared at the map in silence. The seconds ticked by as the room shook from the bombs going off overhead. Finally the man looked at the teacher, and said in awe,
“Mein Gott. Has anyone told the Fuehrer?”
- oldman