Author Topic: Hey Laz (Read 749 times)

Mr Big · « **on:** May 05, 2006, 10:34:14 PM »

How would you feel if the US passed a law that stated: Anyone caught hiring an illegal alien will be lynched?

But, the illegal alien who was hired would be lynched as well.

Sounds fair to me.

eagl · « **Reply #1 on:** May 05, 2006, 10:42:57 PM »

If it was a law, then it wouldn't be "lynching".

Mr Big · « **Reply #2 on:** May 05, 2006, 10:45:18 PM »

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Originally posted by eagl
If it was a law, then it wouldn't be "lynching".

I stand corrected.

, maybe.

If it was a law, then lynching would be lawful.

Lazs wants to lynch the people who hire illegals. I want to have all the laws enforced.

AWMac · « **Reply #3 on:** May 05, 2006, 11:08:03 PM »

NUKE why the name change? hired any "Ill Eagles" lately?

Mac

Mr Big · « **Reply #4 on:** May 05, 2006, 11:10:05 PM »

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Originally posted by AWMac
NUKE why the name change? hired any "Ill Eagles" lately?

Mac

I was bad. I said mp3 was a cheese richard. That got me banned.

Now I'm just a shade of my former self.

Nash · « **Reply #5 on:** May 05, 2006, 11:15:43 PM »

The way I see it...

Asking lazs anything is like poking some glassed-in reptile at some road side attraction. You don't do it to derive anything meaningful, you do it to see how it will react.

There are only two things you need to know about lazs, from which you can chart his entire philosophy as certain as the steady and calculable growth of moss. Here are those two things:

Lazs likes guns, and lazs likes cars. Et Voila! That's it.

Now work backwards from that, and you've essentially got it covered. What does X or Y or Z mean to him is the same thing as asking what will X or Y or Z mean to his toys.

War in Iraq? How does it effect me at the pump? Monarchy in America? How does it effect my gun collection? It's incredible what he turns the other way for. His world view is as dimensional as a piece of paper super-glued to the floor. His complexity just absent, and nuance reduced to habitual knee-jerking turrets victimhood.

I find the guy to be the AH BBS poster boy epitome of a man child.

So what was the question again? Oh yeah:

"Lazs, How would you feel...."

This oughta be good.

AWMac · « **Reply #6 on:** May 05, 2006, 11:25:12 PM »

Hell NUKE that isn't as half bad as I did 4 years ago...

I didn't know Pyro and we bumped heads and I was liquored up like BGB on a payday night...overloaded my arse and spewl forth words I regret. Nothing happened until the next day, Hung over as Hell and Dale was online...well I told Dale about this guy Pyro and what I said....

Dales reply: "That's it!"

Fade to Black.... dam what's wrong with my puter?

Then "POP" I pulled my aching head outta my arse and did the Math... Dammmm Pyro works for Dale!

After days of scrubbin "STUPID" off my forehead and many emails to Dale ...beggin, pleading, willing to name all my pets and children after him. He gave me another chance.

And that was it!

BRB gotta get my Son Dale into the shower and feed my dog and cat... Dale and Dale.....

Mac "The Greatful"

Debonair · « **Reply #7 on:** May 05, 2006, 11:53:01 PM »

i have some richard cheese MP3s.
good music.

Furball · « **Reply #8 on:** May 06, 2006, 02:57:58 AM »

why not just make it so that if someone hires an illegal alien... the illegal alien is lynched and the person that hires him gets $50.00.

there will not be many illegals for long...

moot · « **Reply #9 on:** May 06, 2006, 04:47:25 AM »

Isn't the root of the problem politicians with their hands tied by corruption?

Jackal1 · « **Reply #10 on:** May 06, 2006, 06:42:29 AM »

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Originally posted by AWMac
I was liquored up like BGB on a payday night

Enter............. the fourth line. Thanks.

jigsaw · « **Reply #11 on:** May 06, 2006, 07:03:50 AM »

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Originally posted by moot
Isn't the root of the problem politicians with their hands tied by corruption?

Gets out red pen

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Originally posted by moot
Isn't the root of the problem politician^'s corruption?

Yes.

moot · « **Reply #12 on:** May 06, 2006, 07:44:47 AM »

I weighed a bit heavy on my sarcasm pen, sorry.
If a case could be made to the populace that illegal immigrants are something very much worth fixing, no secret personal benefit of the politicians could stop the people from getting what they want.
If it is true that illegals ought to be dealt with, even ADDHD sufferers could be convinced with a short and sweet demonstration of this truth, and get the snowball rolling.

Shamus · « **Reply #13 on:** May 06, 2006, 09:24:08 AM »

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Originally posted by Furball
why not just make it so that if someone hires an illegal alien... the illegal alien is lynched and the person that hires him gets $50.00.

there will not be many illegals for long...

If you could limit the benefit to $50.00 that would stop it right there.

shamus

lazs2 · « **Reply #14 on:** May 06, 2006, 09:25:05 AM »

gee nash...I am sure the irony of you attacking me is not missed by most.... didn't you go into a hissy fit a while back becsause I attacked you in every thread?

At least I had a reason related to the thread eh? Soooo what is your solution commie boy? Oh that's right.... you don't like to give solutions... you only like to criticize when others do come up with em... besides... anyone seeing your solutions would have you as well pegged as I do.

big.... Ok... let's figure out what you are trying to say here. You are saying that the employer and the illegal should have the same penalty for...for what? for different crimes? one crime is entering the country illegaly or... maybe even haveing false papers... The latter would also include high school kids with a false ID.

The other crime is much graver....it is knowingly hiring illegal aliens to work so that you can profit off of it. You make this profit off the missery of both the illegal and his family and.... the American tax payer who has to shoulder the infrastructure burden for your profit. (I say "your" in the larger sense).

Now, besides the seriousness of the crimes... you also have a little matter of.. Is it easier to solve a huge problem by lynching a few profit motivated scum bags or millions of citizens of a foreighn country... and... maybe a few hundred thousand high school kids with phony ID's.

From a legal and a practical standpoint... it would make far more sense to hang a few cowardly traitor employers.

I will let you think of that while we all await nash's solution to the problem.

lazs