...and every piece that makes them fly is a moving part! <Shudder>.
http://www.adam2fly.com/Humor.html "Here is a story which concludes a very famous quote:
Helicopter Pilots Are Different! Helicopter Pilots are a Different Breed, never to be confused with airplane pilots.
Consider this:
An airplane is a marvelous vehicle that can easily "slip the surly bonds of earth and dance the sky with its laughter-silvered wings".
Being a fixed-wing aircraft, a lightweight, sleek airplane WANTS to fly and does so by utilizing a unique and very natural physical principle which involves air pressure over and under the airplane's wings.
The airplane pilot simply climbs inside, sits down, and leaves the earth on a joyously smooth, quick flight with only a minimal amount of care and concern: physics will keep it flying! He is reasonably assured that this will be another comfortable and pleasurable flight.
However, the helicopter's plight, I mean flight, characteristics bear no resemblance to those of an airplane.
Except for the very latest new models,helicopters are a piece of machinery that DOES NOT WANT TO FLY! Top-heavy and cumbersome, they carry a gigantic engine that is still too weak but nevertheless one that drains the fuel tank at an unrealistic rate.
The helicopter's constantly-rotating (hopefully!) rotor blades, which serve as wings, are forever trying to find more fresh air in a laborious effort to sustain even the barest production of flight through the air.
This complex rotor system in effect is constantly attempting to beat the air into submission! When the Helicopter Pilot climbs and securely straps himself into this mysterious machine, he utters a few choice words of confidence to himself.
These tend to increase his soon to be required sense of awareness and further remind him that what he is about to do is Not Natural:
To Fly a Helicopter!
Now end all Normal processes involving Life and reality! Occasionally, like the Bumble Bee which also generally is considered to be a flightless creation, this seems to work...for a while!
But then all the UNnatural imbalances and forces building up in that rotor system, compelled by Nature, attempt to gain control.
Not to forget that the Great Physical Force called Gravity which tries again and again to bring this twirling, overweight, fuel-guzzling contraption down to a final resting place upon the earth.
And Guess Who is trying to control all this by attempting to create a small Balance out of a great IMbalance?
Who shakes that little control stick around, hoping desperately to be The Master of the Forces of Nature while he is a Victim in a Box?
You guessed it:
The Helicopter Pilot. And the whole time while he's jockeying that Monster around through the skies, he's staying assured of one fact:
"If nothing has gone wrong in the last few moments,
IT IS ABOUT TO!"
HATS OFF to All Helicopter Pilots, everywhere! Good Luck!
- compiled by Ronald S. Donakowski"
Indeed. <S> to all Helicopter Pilots.