My toy closet is small, but eccentric...
Moderns:
Browning (FAL) Hi-Power 9mm
Ruger 10/22
Marlin 12ga pump
Browning Citori GTI, 12 ga, extended chokes, fitted stock
Thompson-Center Contender w/ 14" .44 mag bull barrel
Ruger Super Blackhawk, .44 mag
Dan Wesson, cased, 4 interchangeable barrels, .38 cal
Reproductions:
Pepperbox 38 cal
Percussion pistol .45 cal
Thompson-Center Hawken flintlock .50 cal
Off the Wall Stuff:
Handmade Mongol Horsebow, plus one dozen self-made stone-tipped arrows, and one dozen self-made iron-tipped arrows. Knapped the stone points myself, bought the reproduction iron heads.
Hand-and-a-half bastard sword, @ 4' overall, with orangewood grip and cast brass hardware
Hand-forged Falchion
1918 French Bayonet
8' leaf-bladed spear
...and one 2" caliber potato cannon!