Author Topic: All YOU Guys That Cried About MOAT (Read 863 times)

mars01 · « **on:** May 24, 2006, 12:07:29 PM »

These guys have us beat hands down.

Funniest crap I have ever read.

Go here and just read the first page, then come back and click the second link and read that page. HAHAHAHA

It all starts here

He actually went to the dealer

hubsonfire · « **Reply #1 on:** May 24, 2006, 12:32:34 PM »

"JUST WANT TO THANK YOU A-HOLES FOR MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A FN MORON."

-"honestly, you didn't need a whole lot of help."

They're as bad as we are, if not worse.

mars01 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 24, 2006, 12:35:56 PM »

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i walk into the dealer when it opens. goto the section where they have exhaust hanging on the wall. i look around and see nothing. so i figure there in the parts room. i go up to the counter and ask this kid if the have any power bands in the back. he looked at me kinda funny. and said what?? i told him i wanted to check out the purple powerbands. he goes in the back and then the parts mgr comes out and asks me "now what are you looking for" i told him. he chuckled and said " no really what do you need" i told him again and explained exactly what it was and does.. he shaked his head smiling and ask whats the punch line.. what kinda joke is this. then he told me what a powerband really is (thanks guys) i felt real stupid. and left... im sure they got a big kick out of it... now i can never go back there.

This is the one where I lost it hysterically laughing. Could you imagine hahha.

Aww crap they moved this to the ***** OClub. LAME LOL

Skuzzy · « **Reply #3 on:** May 24, 2006, 12:39:45 PM »

Well, I could have just nuked it for violation of Rule #1. LAME is not being able to post in the correct forum in the first place.

mars01 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 24, 2006, 12:41:40 PM »

No I didn't mean it like that Skuzz, just nobody here, or very few will even understand it.

No big deal tho.

Skuzzy · « **Reply #5 on:** May 24, 2006, 12:45:25 PM »

I don't understand it myself.

mars01 · « **Reply #6 on:** May 24, 2006, 12:52:54 PM »

HAHAHAHA

A kid was on the bike boards asking a question - Where can he get Power Bands for his bike. Some one told him he needed the Purple Power Bands LOLH.

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i was reading about these on a thread. where do they go. i aasume they give you different ranges of power. i was looking for them online but could not find them. since my bike is red is that the color power band it comes with stock. my bike is stock.. please help.

So some of teh smart arses told him to go to the dealer to buy the "Power bands for his bike" Just in case, the "Power Band".

So the kid went to the dealer and asked. See my second post. LOL

Now I know we're bad, with the MOAT and all. But we are not that bad as to someone making arses out of themselves in real life.

I just found it teh funnay.

Furball · « **Reply #7 on:** May 24, 2006, 12:58:45 PM »

idiot kid.

that has to be a troll in the first place. no one is that stupid....

superdud doesnt ride a bike by any chance does he?

SaburoS · « **Reply #8 on:** May 24, 2006, 01:25:50 PM »

Those guys were good. That was too funny!
I really liked the one post where the guy actually has a picture of a wheel bearing being pulled out of a muffler. That was good.

cpxxx · « **Reply #9 on:** May 24, 2006, 02:18:01 PM »

I knew exactly where my power band was on my old 350LC. It kicked in at 6000 rpm and faded at 8500 rpm. I did know you get a narrower one by adding some reeds or filing a port, skimming the head or replacing the pipes.

Now I know some of the biker heads on this forum know exactly what I mean. But I doubt if many others would. I suspect this may not have been a troll. When I started biking I was clueless and there was no internet around to look up back then. People do bandy around terminology without explanation. How many people in Aces High heard of vulching, spit dweebs, jabos, alt monkeys and the like before they came to Aces High.

I reckon he did think you could buy a powerband, which in a way you can just not in a box over the counter.

Now where did I leave my old red power band?

Flatbar · « **Reply #10 on:** May 24, 2006, 07:50:01 PM »

Sounds like an updated Snipe hunt story, be very quiet and when they run past catch them in the gunny sack. Then take the looong walk home.

I had an new employer ask me to go get him some sparrow legs for lunch, the first thing out of the deli guys mouth was 'You're working for Ben Cordone, huh?'

Jackal1 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 24, 2006, 09:59:16 PM »

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Originally posted by cpxxx
How many people in Aces High heard of vulching, spit dweebs, jabos, alt monkeys and the like before they came to Aces High.

Those terms were used way before AH.

Scherf · « **Reply #12 on:** May 25, 2006, 05:29:34 AM »

Gonna have to get me one of those engine-oil bypass kits - flux capacitor too pricey.

straffo · « **Reply #13 on:** May 25, 2006, 07:12:16 AM »

It remember me the "Trapalu"(tm) effect invented by Monsieur Trapalu :

One "Trapalu"(tm) give 15 more HP ,two "trapalu"(tm) gives 51 HP (it follow an exponential rule)

How does it work ?
It modify the air flux

You can use several to have an impressive power increase :

Edbert1 · « **Reply #14 on:** May 25, 2006, 07:37:59 AM »

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Originally posted by Scherf
Gonna have to get me one of those engine-oil bypass kits - flux capacitor too pricey.

Be sure to upgrade with the halogen fluid to prevent overheating though.