A couple of drinking buddies who are airplane mechanics are in a hangar at
JFK New York. It's fogged in and they have nothing to do.
One of them says to the other, "Man, have you got anything to drink?"
The other one says, "Nah, but I hear you can drink jet fuel, and it will
kinda give you a buzz."
So they do drink it, get smashed and have a great time, like only drinking
buddies can.
The following morning, one of the men wakes up and he just knows his head
will explode if he gets up, but it doesn't. He gets up and feels good. In
fact, he feels great! No hangover!
The phone rings. It's his buddy. The buddy says, "Hey, how do you feel?"
"Great", he said! "Just great"! The buddy says, "Yeah, I feel great too,
and no hangover. That jet fuel stuff is great. We should do this more often!
"Yeah, we could, but there's just one thing . . . "
"What's that?"
"Did you fart yet?"
"No . . . "
"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Phoenix."
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!!! Heater !!!
Shit Happens All The Time
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
[This message has been edited by Heater (edited 05-09-2001).]
