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Offline SunKing

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« on: June 30, 2006, 01:13:54 PM »
Operation removes lightbulb from anus

Thu Jun 29, 7:34 AM ET

MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.

Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.

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Well that wasn't a 'bright' idea. :rofl

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« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2006, 01:17:00 PM »
Well for crying out loud, He needed the light there so he could see! What's so hard to understand. Recto cranial inversion is very very common. Do you expect those folks to live in the dark ALL the time?!?!?!?!


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« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2006, 01:42:37 PM »
wonder if it was an energy saving bulb?:huh

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« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2006, 02:44:12 PM »
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Originally posted by xrtoronto
wonder if it was an energy saving bulb?:huh


 
Ah yes screw it into a light socket turn it on and watch him squirm
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« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2006, 03:23:52 PM »
YOU screw it into a socket. I'm not getting near it!!!   :huh
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« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2006, 07:55:45 PM »
whata crap hole...

put in jail 4 years for making liquor


freaking stone age bstrds

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« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2006, 09:45:01 PM »
Anal lightbulbs. we should have that punishment here!!! lol :rofl

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« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2006, 10:09:07 PM »
You know, as funny as the one liners might be, it strikes me as strange the term "autoerotic" (and no, it has nothing to do with cars) wasn't even included in the story.

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« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2006, 02:29:26 AM »
wrecked him? it nearly killed him!!!!!1

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« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2006, 02:31:49 AM »
lol. I still cant stop laughing!

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« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2006, 11:29:25 AM »
...the light at the end of the tunnel...