A celebrity on this board..

[Furball]

he sent me this pic

[The Fury]

So how would you come to the idea that chuck norris is on these boards? i am sorry but i dont beleive you and i wont until i have proof. I thought chuck norris would have been playing a army game or sumthing not a flight sim.

ps. you guys r so funny.

[storch]

Originally posted by Howitzer
Storch, even though I think you have an attitude that really doesn't become you, I will have to say that sometimes your replies can reflect an ever-dwindling sense of humor.

However, this "lesspheus" thing, is just pretty dumb and not all that funny.  Try telling "momma" jokes or something like that as a more viable alternative to "handle slander".

I think lesspheus is hilarious in WC fields sort of way.  people's handles, more often than not point to something that at some time impressed them.  seems like a perfect target to me.  if fact, I'll be thinking upon your handle now, though granted it's a tough one.

[storch]

Originally posted by nopoop
"Handle slander" is a lesser known art form. Generally frowned on upon by the general population. Low brow for the most part. Good for a jab or two on occasion.  General lack of imagination is it's downfall.

But it reaches a point of diminishing returns as is evident by the spiralling loss of altitude of streeeches posts of late.  Stalking the BK meeenies..

Oh my..

Think of it this way streeech. When I get my butt handed to me flying one plane over and over, instead of making a embarrassing scene in every thread I can..

I pick another plane.

But hey, your on a roll.

LOOK AT YOU !!!

BRUHAHAHAHAHA !!

All the best

after posting all of this drivel condemning "handle slander", a creative term, kudos to the thunker.  you go on to call my moniker streeech.  nice shot in the foot there person with so little poop.  the lack of poop is quite evident to me.  as this lack of poop has clearly affect you, may I suggest you ask lesspheus for some poop.  he's completely full of it.

[storch]

Originally posted by Grits
Even the most compassionate person (me) cant resist making fun of the Village Idiot (my momma) every once in a while Storch. By all means, do carry on.

in honor of some BK's request that I do a "your mama" joke, this seems the most  likely place to start.

[Furball]

time to put the BK voodoo doll down storch, it aint workin.

[storch]

voodoo doll?  only bks play with dolls.  it's working for me just fine, thank you very much.

[Jackal1]

Chuck Norris is soooooooo gay, he makes Richard Simmons look macho.

Don`t mess with me Chuckie. I sick Ferris on ya.

[uberhun]

Chuck Norris is Hitech's father.

Here is a pic of Hitech (as a teenage boy) getting pwned from dad in the car!

[Bodhi]

Originally posted by storch
voodoo doll?  only bks play with dolls.  it's working for me just fine, thank you very much.

You just keep on thinking that and continue to amuse the rest of us....  

[daddog]

That is my brother and I will kick anyone’s a s zzz who says he is not or makes fun of him! Esp you nododo!

[Morpheus]

Originally posted by storch
voodoo doll?  only bks play with dolls.  it's working for me just fine, thank you very much.

LOL... Hmmm,  its working as good as you stepping in front of the mirror in the morning telling yourself... " I am good, I am great, I'm better than everyone else" Then you step out the front door of your 1 bedroom raised ranch with the only toilet in the house, on the frizt, hop in to your 1989 Toyota Camery and serve up Whoppers to the local teenies and soccer moms with Saburbans full of 10yr olds, all day long.

We'll talk about your social/romantic life or lack there of, in the hours and days to come.

[Max]

Good one Dad!

[Jackal1]

Originally posted by daddog

What does Icky Twerp have to do with a Chuck Norris thread?

[scottydawg]

No, I am Spartacus.