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« Reply #45 on: July 16, 2006, 10:23:23 AM »
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LOL... Hmmm,  its working as good as you stepping in front of the mirror in the morning telling yourself... " I am good, I am great, I'm better than everyone else" Then you step out the front door of your 1 bedroom raised ranch with the only toilet in the house, on the frizt, hop in to your 1989 Toyota Camery and serve up Whoppers to the local teenies and soccer moms with Saburbans full of 10yr olds, all day long.

We'll talk about your social/romantic life or lack there of, in the hours and days to come.


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Actually I heard you guys sacrafice virgins and drink goats blood on squadnights..................:noid Just what I heard:t

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« Reply #46 on: July 16, 2006, 10:40:42 AM »
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people's handles, more often than not point to something that at some time impressed them.  seems like a perfect target to me.  if fact, I'll be thinking upon your handle now, though granted it's a tough one.


Heck that’s an easy one, Howitzer is obviously a moniker chosen by somebody phalacticly challenged so just call him needle.  I agree it probably denotes that with which he has been impressed (or has penetrated his..er..um..well, shall we say…Psyche). :D
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« Reply #47 on: July 16, 2006, 11:10:08 AM »
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LOL... Hmmm,  its working as good as me stepping in front of my mirror in the morning telling myself... " I am good, I am great, I'm better than everyone else" Then me waddling out the front door of my 1 bedroom raised trailer with the only toilet in the house, whose outlet of that is connected directly into my single cooking pot on the frizt, hop onto my 1989  kmart tricycle and serve up Whoppers to the local teenies and soccer moms with Saburbans full of 10yr olds, all day long.  while I dream of love with big head todd and blowdhi.

We'll talk about our social/romantic life or lack there of, in the hours and days to come.
 we know we know, it sucks to be you.

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« Reply #48 on: July 16, 2006, 11:14:25 AM »
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You just keep on thinking that and continue to amuse the rest of us....  :lol
who keeps reading these to you?

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« Reply #49 on: July 16, 2006, 11:28:01 AM »
Originally posted by Morpheus
LOL... Hmmm, its working as good as me stepping in front of my mirror in the morning telling myself... " I am good, I am great, I'm better than everyone else" Then me waddling out the front door of my 1 bedroom raised trailer with the only toilet in the house, whose outlet of that is connected directly into my single cooking pot on the frizt, hop onto my 1989 kmart tricycle and serve up Whoppers to the local teenies and soccer moms with Saburbans full of 10yr olds, all day long. while I dream of love with big head todd and blowdhi.

We'll talk about our social/romantic life or lack there of, in the hours and days to come








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we know we know, it sucks to be you.


Ahhh the dreaded "I know you are but what am I ." come back snap.

Storch your on a roll now keep up the pressure.






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« Reply #50 on: July 16, 2006, 11:37:49 AM »
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Ahhh the dreaded "I know you are but what am I ." come back snap.

Storch your on a roll now keep up the pressure.






Bronk


I dont know if you've realized this yet Bronk, but Storch is a rhetorical wizard, if you dont believe me just ask him.

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« Reply #51 on: July 16, 2006, 11:46:04 AM »
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Heck that’s an easy one, Howitzer is obviously a moniker chosen by somebody phalacticly challenged so just call him needle.  I agree it probably denotes that with which he has been impressed (or has penetrated his..er..um..well, shall we say…Psyche). :D
needle, hmmm it just doesn't wax poetically enough.  but you may be onto something in a freudian way.  

it took me a while to come up with lesspheus.  I was calling him something else before but I forgot what it was. but lesspheus flows nicely and after all less is definitely morpheus.  he's a good verbal dart board.    

blowdhi was easy, just watch the man play and it leaps out at you. any verbal exchange confirms it.

I was calling bighead todd leblowatn because leviathan is often used to describe the blue whale. whales blow to breathe.   that got skuzzified so I modified it to bighead todd because:

1. those photos of him and his family.  the man has a disproportionately large brainpan.  I often wonders if it's a resonance chamber.
2. the band bighead todd and the monsters=leviathan, a monster in a movie.

so those were easy enough.

nope, for me howitzer will take some time and refinement but bye and bye I'll work on it.  I like howitzer, he's clever enough.  I'll come up with something appropriate that works well and won't get skuzzified.

afterall while it may be at other's expense at times, it's all in fun.  except for lesspheus I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire.

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« Reply #52 on: July 16, 2006, 11:55:46 AM »
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I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire.


Hard to do when you have to squat to pee isnt it Storch?

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« Reply #53 on: July 16, 2006, 11:56:11 AM »
swims up.....sniffs.....pffft....sw ims away


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Crap now I gotta redo my cool sig.....crap!!! I cant remeber how to do it all !!!!!

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« Reply #54 on: July 16, 2006, 11:57:16 AM »
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 except for lesspheus I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire.


Good choice, Grits told me he likes that kind of thing.
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« Reply #55 on: July 16, 2006, 11:59:20 AM »
Hey look, Its Dr. Phil! Read any good Pop Psychology books lately?

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« Reply #56 on: July 16, 2006, 12:06:37 PM »
Chicks call me Dr. Fill, get it right, dangit.
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« Reply #57 on: July 16, 2006, 12:15:36 PM »
I can see this thread will be closed come Monday   :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Ironic
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« Reply #58 on: July 16, 2006, 12:28:22 PM »
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Hard to do when you have to squat to pee isnt it Storch?




   LMFAO..... Streech, err... sKRUNT, err Skroat.... Oh I know..
it's skrc-unt .! That's it ! .......:t

 Lets have a spelling Bee instead ..... maybe he can keep up ?.....

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Originally posted by Panman
God the BK's are some some ugly mo-fo's. Please no more pictures, I'm going blind Bet your mothers don't even love ya cause u'all sooooooooo F******* ulgy.

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« Reply #59 on: July 16, 2006, 12:42:01 PM »
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Good choice, Grits told me he likes that kind of thing.
ya he was mistakenly asking me for directions on how to do it if you have to squat,  I'll re-direct the question to checkers I'll bet he knows.