Hmmm, 2 dozen empty drinks, 3 ashtrays, 1 can "cretin powder", 1 rolling machine, 2 packs of loose leaf papers, 1 bottle of lube/lotion, couple packs of smokes, 8 lighters, a box of matches, a corkscrew, 4 bottles of eyedrops, 2 cans of dip, Brittany Spears, and a steakknife.
Interesting. So far, Autopilot's is the only desk that doesn't look like it belongs to an addict or an ax murderer.