Author Topic: Name your top favorite dumbest things since 2000 (Read 863 times)

Nilsen · « **on:** August 16, 2006, 11:57:22 AM »

Name your top dumbest yet hillarious statements/events/people since 2000

I call

"Freedom fries" and Bagdad Bob

Thats the two i can think of atm.. please keep it civil

Mightytboy · « **Reply #1 on:** August 16, 2006, 12:02:34 PM »

"We just want a fair and accurate count."

xrtoronto · « **Reply #2 on:** August 16, 2006, 12:05:49 PM »

"Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

watch the clip

BGBMAW · « **Reply #3 on:** August 16, 2006, 12:06:38 PM »

Hezzbolah/Iran...."May" want the Isreali's wiped off the earth

Mustaine · « **Reply #4 on:** August 16, 2006, 12:07:37 PM »

clicky

Sandman · « **Reply #5 on:** August 16, 2006, 12:12:11 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by xrtoronto
"Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

watch the clip

Plenty of those. http://dubyaspeak.com/

Ripsnort · « **Reply #6 on:** August 16, 2006, 12:21:40 PM »

This, which I recently read:

Prominent Democrats said on Thursday a foiled plot in Britain to blow up U.S.-bound planes showed the Bush administration's pursuit of war in Iraq had diverted resources from the bigger threat of terrorism and made the danger worse.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #7 on:** August 16, 2006, 12:25:58 PM »

This recent "Dumb thing" just appeared today:

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Illinois Senator Barack Obama warns citizens at his 50th Town Hall meeting about gas guzzling, WPSD-TV reports.

It was among many points made to the standing room only audience at the Metropolis Community Center. Obama spoke on everything from DC politics to global warming.

He says part of the blame for the world's higher temperatures rests on gas guzzling vehicles. Obama says consumers can make the difference by switching to higher mileage hybrids.

Today the Senator said, "It would save more energy, do more for the environment and create better world security than all the drilling we could do in Alaska."

"After the meeting... Obama left in a GMC Envoy after admitting to favoring SUV's himself," claimed local News Channel 6.

Do as I say, not as I do.

Boroda · « **Reply #8 on:** August 16, 2006, 12:30:35 PM »

Happened this summer in Rostov-on-Don.

Local Militia got a call about a mass street-fight at an empty field near local automobile market. They used OMON riot police to stop the fight, and arrested about 100 people from Rostov, Volgograd, Stavropol and other Southern cities.

It turned out to ge an amateur rugby game between Southern teams...

Imagine riot police, with helmets, blackjacks, shields and tear gas trying to stop a rugby game and arresting players!...

Unfortunately, it's a real true story, not a joke.

Second most stupid thing:

A Patriarch of Russian Orthodox Church sanctified an exact copy of a sword that belonged to st. Ilya of Murom, to present it to Supreme Commander in Chief Vladimir Putin.

JFYI: Ilya of Murom is a legendary Bogatyr, who served to Prince Vladimir, saving Kiev Russia from nomads and dragons. His sword, "Mech-kladenets", was a magic sword that could chop dragon's heads.

Ilya Muromets is the one in the middle. Imagine Putin in his place!

I wonder when local church leaders will present Blair with an exact copy of Excalibur, and Chirac with a copy of Durandal.

SunKing · « **Reply #9 on:** August 16, 2006, 12:42:14 PM »

Buying and playing World Of Warcraft.

NATEDOG · « **Reply #10 on:** August 16, 2006, 01:12:44 PM »

Senator Hilliary Clinton

Pooh21 · « **Reply #11 on:** August 16, 2006, 01:33:19 PM »

Air America
Carrie Underwood's songs

Masherbrum · « **Reply #12 on:** August 16, 2006, 01:37:34 PM »

Chuck Norris
Iran and Kil Il
Napolean Dynamite
Chuck Norris

Rash · « **Reply #13 on:** August 16, 2006, 01:55:48 PM »

Chocolate New Orleans?

rpm · « **Reply #14 on:** August 16, 2006, 01:56:23 PM »

Nothing hilarious about this. Just plain dumb.