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Offline Brenjen

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« on: August 24, 2006, 07:22:40 PM »
Think about this:

Doctors:

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
 
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
 
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
 
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services.


Now think about this:
 
Guns:
 
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.

(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188.
 
Statistics courtesy of FBI


So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. That's funny -  "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."

We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!


Disclaimer: It's a F*****G joke folks...relax. Allthough the stats may be real I didn't check, it'd be even funnier if they were.

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« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2006, 07:27:57 PM »
"guns kill people like spoons made rosie odonnell fat."

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« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2006, 07:44:57 PM »
and like blaming the pen for writing a bad check..............
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« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2006, 10:20:34 PM »
I want to know what defines an accidental death in the hands of a physician.
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« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2006, 10:25:04 PM »
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I want to know what defines an accidental death in the hands of a physician.
A malpractice lawyer?
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« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2006, 10:32:37 PM »
:D  Don't you mean a good malpractice lawyer?
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« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2006, 09:03:13 AM »
Someone dying by accident?

 I saw a show the other day where a surgeon caught a womans face on fire with a laser....& there have been several others, apparently that's a common problem. Cazy stuff like that happens quite often, my sister is an R.N. & is a director of nursing & she has told me some good ones.

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« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2006, 09:23:16 AM »
My wife got almost a year in advanced mammography screening and interventional radiology (biopsies and stuff like that) while working in the UK, and now that she's back in the US, she avoids mammo work like the plague because of the high lawsuit rate in that field.

Get this - The AMA (or was it the ACR?) did a study that showed that in the US, deaths from breast cancer have dropped by about 80%, yet malpractice lawsuits for breast cancer cases have risen several HUNDRED percent.

Huh?  Docs are saving hundreds of lives using modern techniques to detect breast cancer earlier, and they're rewarded by getting their butts sued by those who somehow still get cancer.  Thanks for nothing...  During her career, my wife has detected dozens of cases early enough to save the patient, but she is avoiding that field as much as possible because she is risking her career, livelihood, our life savings, and our home every time she does a breast screening in the US.

So she doesn't do that whenever possible and because she's a good radiologist with better than average training, there will most likely be patients who do not get screened and saved as a result.

Most types of medical practice are an art just as much as a science, and there can not possibly be any guarantees.  Yes deliberate criminal action on the part of a doctor should be addressed, but a mistake is simply tragic.  Doctors are human and make mistakes, so if we expect docs to even TRY, we better give them the benefit of the doubt and not sue every time something goes wrong.  Guess what the death rate per doctor would be if half the docs simply quit because they're sick of being legally assaulted every time a patient dies or treatment is unsuccessful?

And oh yea, "trial by peers" is a freaking joke when it comes to medical malpractice lawsuits.  When was the last time the jury in a medical malpractice trial was made up of impartial doctors?  There are doctors who give up practicing medicine entirely, and spend their lives doing nothing but being expert witnesses AGAINST other doctors in malpractice lawsuits.  They specialize in nothing but convincing juries made up of highschool dropouts that the doctor went to 4 years of med school followed by 4 more years of 16-hour days training, for the sole purpose of deliberately mistreating people.

I say shoot all the lawyers, and only treat those who have never participated in medical malpractice lawsuits :)
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