You drink American beer or Imported?

[Ripsnort]

This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex.

"Doc, I think my dick is just too damn small," he says.

The doctor asks him which drink he prefers.

"Well, American beer," he replies quite bemused.

"Aaaahhh. There's your problem, it shrinks things, those
silly American beers... you should try drinking Guinness.
That makes things grow."

Two months later the chap returns to the doctor with a big
smile on his face. He shakes the doctor by the hand and
thanks him.

"I take it you now drink Guinness?" asked the doctor.
"Oh no, Doc," replies the man, "but I've got the wife on
American beer!"

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Brian "Ripsnort" Nelson
++JG2++ ~Richthofen~ XO
Aces High Training Corps
JG2 "Richthofen"
 
"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."

[This message has been edited by Ripsnort (edited 03-08-2000).]

[Russian]

  nice one  

[Staga]

So you really think that Budw. and Coors are beers ?  
I don't blame you... Here in Finland few people even drink Sol (..and U.S Budweiser too...)  

[Chain]

I like to drink Velko Popovicky and Saxon  

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Chain
Aki Holopainen
      aki.holopainen@quicknet.inet.fi      
HLeLv FennoManiacs

[This message has been edited by Chain (edited 03-10-2000).]

[Gh0stFT]

my favor Beer: Warsteiner !  

then Hofbräu
then Karlskrone
then ..  

cheers
Gh0stFT

[Staga]

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After the Great Britian Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."
The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors."
He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says "Give me a Coke."
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies "Well, if you guys aren't going to drink beer, then neither will I."
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